controversial Christmas opinions

[jack]

The original advent calendar was a medieval torture device.

Each door opened to a deep box you had to insert your hand in up to your forearm.

 

[Mirah]

That is what I would do if I had kids.

 

[Mirah]

Tonight on Netflix they will be airing a special called "The 3 wisemen" or "Men explain things" What really happened at the manger.

Scene one: Wise man one: Yo Mary, we brought you some gold.
Wise man two: For the baby
Wise man three: Yeah, the baby.
Wise man two: And Mary, I brought you some frankinsense
Wise man three: And Mary, I brought you some Myrrh
Wise man one: Hey Mary, don't you think you should be keeping the baby warmer?
Wise man two: Joseph looks like he needs a break
Wise man three: (Goes to pet the animals)

 

[The Question]

"Myrrh?! The fuck are we gonna do with fucking myrrrrrrrrrh?! The fuck even IS mmmmmmmmmmmmyrrrrrrrrrrh?! The fuck outta here with your... mmmmmmmmmmMMMMMYRRRRRRRRRRH!!! Leave the gold, though."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tonight on Netflix they will be airing a special called "The 3 wisemen" or "Men explain things" What really happened at the manger.

Scene one: Wise man one: Yo Mary, we brought you some gold.
Wise man two: For the baby
Wise man three: Yeah, the baby.
Wise man two: And Mary, I brought you some frankinsense
Wise man three: And Mary, I brought you some Myrrh
Wise man one: Hey Mary, don't you think you should be keeping the baby warmer?
Wise man two: Joseph looks like he needs a break
Wise man three: (Goes to pet the animals)

Joseph was a cuck.

 

[Mirah]

Google "Keto Santa"

 

[The Question]

Joseph was a cuck.