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Doctor Dave's geese sighting thread

Very suspicious!
 
2/19/15

Morning geese sighting of 1-2 groups of geese flying over my neighborhood. It would be nice if they flew over someplace else.
 
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Geese and swans need to be ROUNDED UP AND SENT TO GOOSE CAMPS :rwmad:
 
The woman there seems to be trying to explain something to the swan.
 
She's telling that filthy swan that if it takes another step she'll blow its motherfucking brains out.
 
That's some good work!
 
Swans pretend they can't understand what we're saying, but we all know they can.
 
2/19/15 or 2/20/15

Geese sighted during flyover of my neighborhood. I shook my fist at the geese.

2/22/15

Geese sighted during flyover near area high school and recreation facility. I flipped these geese off.

2/23/15

Geese sighted during flyover! I was OUT WITH MY Mother! and I saw geese flying over. I said something to the affect of "Go away geese", out loud.
 
3/1/15

Geese sighted at large pond at local park!

I noticed some interesting things about the geese. First off, one goose seemed to retreat from dry land and back into the pond when a child chased him.

Next, geese seem to dislike dogs. They hiss at them. Could we have found the kryptonite for geese?

One alarming thing, a group of geese left the pond and marched into the park (they even went up a hill)!
 
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From a few years ago.

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Cassie it's Anderson Cooper (I forget if you like him)!
 
Anderson Cooper is a silver fox.
 
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Wow this thread has now reached 10 pages!
 
3/17/15

Saint Patrick's Day geese sighting.

Two geese sighted in grassy area at local transit center (for public transit). The geese seemed to be looking for food. This may have been a pit stop for the geese. This area also has a wetlands type area by it, so that could also factor in.

I shoot my fists at the geese and said in a quiet tone (to not alarm passers by) "Go back to Canada."
 
How did you know they were Canadian geese? Maybe they were Greece Geese on an American Holiday.
 
Dr Dave knows geese.
 
They were eating Canadian bacon.
 
Dr Dave knows geese.

And Bo Knows how to sell sneakers. Maybe geese are friendlier than Dr Dave has led us to believe. Hmm...
 
How did you know they were Canadian geese? Maybe they were Greece Geese on an American Holiday.

Geese are the unfriendly Canadians that people don't tell you about.
 
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