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Does anyone need the Lord in thier life?

It would be nice to sever your head with say, a scimitar.

Then it would be even nicer to take said severed head and impale it on a stake as a warning to others.
 
can i help i have a collection of cutty toys?
 
I just washed them for him.

*doting wife*
 
:bigass:
 
Huzzah!
 
watch me work im like a poet of shiny metal
 
He slices! He dices! He's the Sephomatic!
 
I post a thread about ever lasting life and you people frown upon that?

God shall deliver you all in hell.
 
That's great, because I'm the devil's mistress, fuckmunch.
 
I kneel...but it's not to pray.
 
prayer.jpg
 
That dog is praying for the kid to stop talking so they can go the fuck to sleep and he can devour the lttle tyke. CUJO STYLE
 
The god troll has seriously been going on for over 2000 years. Don't you think you could come up with something a little bit more original?

Also, your signature and your posts are contradictory.
 
BWAHAHAHAHA

BLACK PORCH MONKEYS ARE BLACK!
 
Plus, he can't fucking spell Mercy correctly.

HE'S NO TRUE SAVIOR
 
hes the chocolate version of pee wee herman.
 
me me me !

can i burn him?
 
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