You kids better not be eatin' the devil's doughnuts! You know what that leads to?! Polka music! And interracial tennis!
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Dreadful things I am NOT responsible for
- Thread starter headvoid
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
headvoid is standing just off screen pointing a gun to Flatley, holding a sign reading "DO THE DANCE."
Mirah
I love you
Endorsed by Mike Rowe
Jeremy's razors: believes in 2 genders, only 1 1/2 needs to shave thier mustache
Woke does not exist
Conservatives are being cancelled-how does conservative align w/ his ad tho? Hmm
Toxic Masculinity isn't a thing
Cowboys and firefighters are most manly etc etc
He says "Stop giving your $ to woke corporations" "GIve it to me instead"
really its awful. don't say I didn't warn you!
Jeremy's razors: believes in 2 genders, only 1 1/2 needs to shave thier mustache
Woke does not exist
Conservatives are being cancelled-how does conservative align w/ his ad tho? Hmm
Toxic Masculinity isn't a thing
Cowboys and firefighters are most manly etc etc
He says "Stop giving your $ to woke corporations" "GIve it to me instead"
really its awful. don't say I didn't warn you!
Best commercial ever.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
They surely could have cut that down a bit.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Adverts are more SNAPPY here, an innovation introduced by headvoid in 1973.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Aren't we all floating in a river of poop?
Loktar
Internet God
Yes, but occasionally there is few kernels of corn and pieces of peanuts that make poop worth living.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Edgar Wright directed a McDonald's advert.
The hunger for McDonald's invade your brain like a virus, turning you into a zombie through the raising of eyebrows. The kind of satirical commentary we've come to expect from Wright!
It's good that they've stopped using "I'm lovin' it" because it means Justin Timberlake isn't getting paid anymore.
The hunger for McDonald's invade your brain like a virus, turning you into a zombie through the raising of eyebrows. The kind of satirical commentary we've come to expect from Wright!
It's good that they've stopped using "I'm lovin' it" because it means Justin Timberlake isn't getting paid anymore.
Loktar
Internet God
Cat Street boys are back! Alright!
Somebody needs to be beaten for that.
Loktar
Internet God
And then given all the Awards. I don't even own a cat and it makes me want to buy Meow Mix.
Maybe The People's Elbow Award.