Dreadful things I am NOT responsible for

[CaptainWacky]

I thought it was going to be about testicular cancer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Volpone]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is it a mattress specifically aimed at evil people?

 

[Mirah]

There is an ad that comes up when I am watching Youtube. It's this guy sitting in his car and then he pushes his rainbow crunchadilla to the camera and says, "Can we just appreciate...." and then goes on to describe this great tasting product.
I hate car videos (but not all of them, just most) and when you say, "Can we just appreciate....." its like that person sitting in a board meeting that wants to brown nose someone and acts like they are the only one thanking someone.

OMG I am that person who now complains about things 88% of the time. Fuck.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I would not eat food that's been on someone's neck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

@headvoid, do you miss the days when you could just outright lie in adverts and say things like "Coca Cola will make you more sexually attractivce!" then show a hundred women chasing a fat can drinking a can of coke down the street while the slogan "DRINK COKE GET LAID" is projected onto the moon?

 

[Mirah]

The good ol days when lies were so innocent

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

@headvoid, do you miss the days when you could just outright lie in adverts and say things like "Coca Cola will make you more sexually attractivce!" then show a hundred women chasing a fat can drinking a can of coke down the street while the slogan "DRINK COKE GET LAID" is projected onto the moon?

Be of good cheer! In the Trump era, ads can flat out lie again! We're all gonna die quicker, lol!