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Emma Watson is hot
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
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The Question
Eternal
I don't get it. Yeah, she's got a cute face -- but that girl is in dire need of a sammich. Srsleh, girl is a bag of antlers. A BAG. OF. ANTLERS.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
A bag of antlers?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
A thought that came to me:
Given the sheer amount of modeling she's done over the years, maybe one of her handlers has always said "It will get you a wider range of movie offers -- it'll be EMPOWERING, yeah that's it, EMPOWERING!" And she thanks him for his great advice and poses for another magazine. And when the magazine comes out, this handler buys a copy, runs home, and furiously wanks to it for a month straight. Probably hits himself with a strap, too.
Given the sheer amount of modeling she's done over the years, maybe one of her handlers has always said "It will get you a wider range of movie offers -- it'll be EMPOWERING, yeah that's it, EMPOWERING!" And she thanks him for his great advice and poses for another magazine. And when the magazine comes out, this handler buys a copy, runs home, and furiously wanks to it for a month straight. Probably hits himself with a strap, too.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I suppose that would be more successful than trying the direct look of saying "sleep with me, it'll help your career!"
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Handlers know how to handle things (their clients and their phallic penii).
It is the order of things.
It is the order of things.
The Question
Eternal
"Bag of antlers" = "girl so skinny that her various bones are visible, making her resemble a skin bag that's been filled with antlers."
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Well I don't agree. She's certainly SLENDER but not to the point where she looks unhealthy (like KEIRA KNIGHTLEY) and I like her limbs.
The Question
Eternal
Oh, I agree, she's a lovely young lady. I'd certainly mount her on the wall over my fireplace. 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
FOOMITY FOOM
The Question
Eternal
Yeah, that short hair was... really not a good idea. Not when she's, as ya may have noticed, flatter than a week old glass of cola.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I think it's looks good now!
The Question
Eternal
If it was Sophie Howard, I would agree furiously. Well... I'd do something furiously, anyhow!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
TImE FOR SPANKINGS!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
21 already. It seemed like forever for her to get to 18.