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He looks like Rikishi. The fat fuck.
 
He wishes he were as cool as Rikishi. He's a fat slob who won a Food Network contest to become a host of his own show, in which he travels to diners all across America and marvels at the fairly common food they all serve. The payoff is watching him wolf down a dish and say "MMMMM THAT"S MONEY" after he watches a chef share the recipe with him.

He also owns a chain of theme restautants. He opened one in Manhattan and it is frequently and universally ridiculed.

There was some buzz in the press of him being a homophobic jerk to work for, but to me that's not the worst of his issues.

LET'S ALL LAUGH AT THE FAT FUCK AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAMMMMM THAT'S MONEY
 
I hope he falls over one day!
 
He will probably have a heart attack someday so falling over is LIKELY.
 
When you saw the burger described as “Guy’s Pat LaFrieda custom blend, all-natural Creekstone Farm Black Angus beef patty, LTOP (lettuce, tomato, onion + pickle), SMC (super-melty-cheese) and a slathering of Donkey Sauce on garlic-buttered brioche,” did your mind touch the void for a minute?
 
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I like it. because he looks like a spectre, which would mean he's dead.
 
I'm stealing "a distant rumour of spice" for future use. I'd never heard of his restaurant before, but it sounds like that review's the only delicious thing that's come out of it.
 
I want that writer to travel back in time and review Hulk Hogan's Pastamania.
 
This blog is good The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows is a compendium of invented words written by John Koenig. Each original definition aims to fill a hole in the language—to give a name to emotions we all might experience but don’t yet have a word for. Follow the project, give feedback, suggest an emotion you need a word for, or just tell me about your day.
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Sick bastards.
 
I preferred his work in Tank Girl.
 
Eggs why don't you watch Orange Is The New Black?
 
I've seen a couple of episodes. It was good but I wasn't hooked into binging at the time. I'll get around to it someday.
 
AMAZING.
 
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Did she toss it out?
 
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