General Neighbours discussion

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he started reading the "masturbation in the shower" thread and got ideas. Ideas above his station.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sayz you SuzyQ. :S:

 

[The Tomtrek]

OR MAYBE I LEFT MY BROWSER WINDOW OPEN ON THIS PAGE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sure. But it's more likely some massive conspiracy involving Tazzle and Tim Collins.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They want us to all do the ant rap.

It's funny how Ned and Karl don't even talk anymore. Well, not really.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good point! And remember when Ringo was in love with Carmella?

 

[The Tomtrek]

I really hope Harold raped someone or something.

OR MAYBE IT'LL BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH WHEN HE WENT MISSING FOR YEARS AND CAN'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT. No. No it wont be because they never ever mention that.

Same way they'd never let Libby teach after what happened between her and Taj but hey.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

As long as whoever it is he's hiding from isn't anything like Trixie, Lou's sideshow freak ex. I think that storyline made me stop watching it for a while, which is saying something considering I've stayed with it through bores like Ned.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe it's the returning HELEN DANIELS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So Paul meets with Tim Collins, tells him he wants his assets unfrozen (or whatever it was.) FIVE MINUTES LATER he's bought the Erinsborough News!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Tim Collins = miracle worker.

It was actually so unbelievable that I didn't realise that was what happened. I wondered if he had some other money hidden away.

Although it was even more stupid that he decided to buy a newspaper on the spur of the moment just because Elle was quite rightly reminded about her impending deadlines. And now Taylah's gonna be eating gruel (offscreen), poor girl.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did he fire the editor too? Is Paul going to edit the paper himself? "How hard can it be..."

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well, he's always fancied himself as a bit of a Piers Morgan (most famous editor I could think of).

I'm pretty sure Taylah's dad got fired, yeah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he'll make Elle the editor and Declan the ACE REPORTER or something.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I wasn't able to watch the episode today so can someone please tell me how hot Libby was today on a scale of 1-10. THANKS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't remember her being in it.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She didn't appear (good timing!), but you did miss the beginning of the yearly Neighbour's OMG IS EVERYBODY DEAD(??!?) catastrophe where Karl and Susan will probably be the first to be rescued, with Karl spending the next few episodes philosophically rambling on about hope and family and so on, as Susan makes mud cakes, vanilla slices and all manner of casseroles and pasta dishes to feed the hungry, sobbing masses, who as usual are apparently incapable of cooking in times of distress such as these.

 

[The Tomtrek]

No I saw that.

So next episode we're oretty much gonna get:

DAN CRUSH BY TREE (IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST FIRE)
SUSAN HAVING AN MS ATTACK (IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST FIRE)
RACHEL BEING A BITCH (IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST FIRE)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't get why they can't use the chainsaw to set Dan free. Lifting heavy objects off of people is more dangerous than them burning to death, is it?

 

[The Tomtrek]

God I was hoping the tree would hit the kid. That would've been awesome.