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getting to know your inner monkey

CheekyMonkey said:
well, Crosis, I'm sure you could have any hot woman you wanted, too. So I can't imagine why you'd care to see pictures of me.

I'll just take that off my list of things to do, along with caring what the fuck you think.

Well, you must care what someone thinks if you want to come here and clear your name.

Especially since your pussy-whipped she-male of a trans-atlantic boyfriend was so desperate to be unblocked so he could rush to your defense.

But you must be one fucked-up pute if you're sooooo hot and yet can't find a guy within five states who wants to spend time with you.

That's some serious shit right there.

Thing is, there's only one thing you're good for, and everyone knows it. That's why you can't have a meaningful relationship with anyone who isn't on the internet. All you are, CM, is a life support system for a cunt. You're discardable, meant only to be fucked and shoved aside like so much refuse.

I guess that about sums up everything I have to say to you.

Oh, and you do have nice tits, by the way. It'll be a shame when they're shriveled up and hanging beneath your wobbly knees, cause then you won't be worth a thing.
 
Crosis said:
Well, you must care what someone thinks if you want to come here and clear your name.

Especially since your pussy-whipped she-male of a trans-atlantic boyfriend was so desperate to be unblocked so he could rush to your defense.

But you must be one fucked-up pute if you're sooooo hot and yet can't find a guy within five states who wants to spend time with you.

That's some serious shit right there.

Thing is, there's only one thing you're good for, and everyone knows it. That's why you can't have a meaningful relationship with anyone who isn't on the internet. All you are, CM, is a life support system for a cunt. You're discardable, meant only to be fucked and shoved aside like so much refuse.

I guess that about sums up everything I have to say to you.

Oh, and you do have nice tits, by the way. It'll be a shame when they're shriveled up and hanging beneath your wobbly knees, cause then you won't be worth a thing.
I'm sure Vandy would suck your balls if she saw this post :lol:
 
Anna said:
I'm sure Vandy would suck your balls if she saw this post :lol:

While that is going a little far, I have no doubt Vandy is relishing in the board reaping it's just rewards. :lol:
 
Anna said:
I'm sure Vandy would suck your balls if she saw this post :lol:

I don't often whip out my harshest flames, because often they're far too harsh even for Wordforge.

But sometimes, a person just deserves to hear exactly what I think of her...
 
Halitosis said:
Especially since your pussy-whipped she-male of a trans-atlantic boyfriend was so desperate to be unblocked so he could rush to your defense.

Since when have I ever wanted to be unblocked??

And if I'm a she-male, does that mean you fancy me, or is it Elwood's dick you're dying for a chomp on? Can never tell with you lot, always dying for a bit of love from the homes!

Because I'm sure you wouldn't be saying that if she was with him. You would be falling over yourself to tell him how nice she was, So you could be accepted on WF. Fag

Suck arse.
 
Crosis said:
I don't often whip out my harshest flames, because often they're far too harsh even for Wordforge.

But sometimes, a person just deserves to hear exactly what I think of her...


How would you know? you hardly post on Wordforge anymore. and only a few posts here.

You're nothing but a tool, come back to grease Elwoods pole.
 
Ancalagon said:
While that is going a little far, I have no doubt Vandy is relishing in the board reaping it's just rewards. :lol:

ahhhh, yes.... who could forget about vanitygoddess, in all this?

the story is that i stalked her, right?

oh well, you say to-may-to, i say to-mah-to.

that ugly, twat-faced cow can have wordforge allllllll to herself, now. I'm sure she's thrilled to be welcomed so warmly back into the arms of the people that were so quick to toss her aside.

good for her.
 
Ravage said:
Since when have I ever wanted to be unblocked??

And if I'm a she-male, does that mean you fancy me, or is it Elwood's dick you're dying for a chomp on? Can never tell with you lot, always dying for a bit of love from the homes!

Because I'm sure you wouldn't be saying that if she was with him. You would be falling over yourself to tell him how nice she was, So you could be accepted on WF. Fag

Suck arse.

Here comes Goldeneye to do what Whore-Bagel can't!

I knew you were whipped, matey, but this? hoo-boy. ALthough I wonder, I do wonder, does it bother you being with a woman who flashes her tits at any male with a raised eyebrow?

Now that I have you here too, I am curious: Who exactly are you? I don't remember EVER seeing you post on WF. When I heard you were banned, my only thought was "Who? Eh, whatever."

But that's in the past. Well, at least for you anyway, since we obviously won't be seeng YOU back on WF anytime soon.

Based on the tenor of your post, BTW, one more question: Are you really such a sad sack that you can't even find someone in your own country to knock boots with? I hope the phone sex is good, at least. It's the best way to keep away crotch-rot! :techman:

And with that, I'll depart once more.
 
Crosis said:
Here comes Goldeneye to do what Whore-Bagel can't!

I knew you were whipped, matey, but this? hoo-boy. ALthough I wonder, I do wonder, does it bother you being with a woman who flashes her tits at any male with a raised eyebrow?

Now that I have you here too, I am curious: Who exactly are you? I don't remember EVER seeing you post on WF. When I heard you were banned, my only thought was "Who? Eh, whatever."

But that's in the past. Well, at least for you anyway, since we obviously won't be seeng YOU back on WF anytime soon.

Based on the tenor of your post, BTW, one more question: Are you really such a sad sack that you can't even find someone in your own country to knock boots with? I hope the phone sex is good, at least. It's the best way to keep away crotch-rot! :techman:

And with that, I'll depart once more.

How about the fact Im in the usa now dickhead?

And iv seen your kind of knocking boots, I know what you people are like. :bergman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KGRZuWXVhA

Go back to chowing down on elwoods cock you faggot, never saw you on WF either, and only a few posts here, glad to see you love the place so much you will jump in without a clue of whats going on. If you really thought "whatever" you wouldnt be here now making a cunt of yourself! and if you thought "who?", then how do you know I am whipped? you seem confused Pedro, go back to raking leaves for a living, this aint your bag.

I mean, pm'ing people for pictures? yeah, you REALLY dont care do you!! Besides, your crack whore of a wife isnt anywhere around, wonder if you got dumped.........
 
Ravage said:
How about the fact Im in the usa now dickhead?

And iv seen your kind of knocking boots, I know what you people are like. :bergman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KGRZuWXVhA

Go back to chowing down on elwoods cock you faggot, never saw you on WF either, and only a few posts here, glad to see you love the place so much you will jump in without a clue of whats going on. If you really thought "whatever" you wouldnt be here now making a cunt of yourself! and if you thought "who?", then how do you know I am whipped? you seem confused Pedro, go back to raking leaves for a living, this aint your bag.

I mean, pm'ing people for pictures? yeah, you REALLY dont care do you!! Besides, your crack whore of a wife isnt anywhere around, wonder if you got dumped.........

Yeah...gee...guess I didn't keep abreast of where you were. Ah well, didn't care enough to check.

Welcome to the USA!

Although, for a Brit, you certainly don't have much of a way with words. I guess I was expecting too much to think you might actually engage in witty repartee. Maybe I just pissed you off too much.

So what exactly has upset you so much, Goldeneye? After all, if these things I said weren't true, you'd just let them roll off your back, right?

Maybe it does annoy you though. Just a little. Maybe you're a wee bit bothered that you've come all the way over here, uprooted yourself, for a whore.

I'd be upset. So I can understand you chafing at the implication as well.

But don't worry, America's still a lovely country. Plenty to take your mind off the fact that I've seen your girlfriend's tits.

ANd so's Storm. And Tex, I think. And definitely Elwood. And others. I'm not sure who, exactly, but it's a lot. Don't let it bother you, though!

I mean, after all, it's just a message board, right? ;)
 
Heh, I like you, your slow, but a loveable cretin. And it doesnt bother me at all, after all, its not like one of you could ever back up your claims now is it?

you were after all, just saying a few posts up how you missed the pics........ Do try and keep up pedro. :techman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL6AMGg92Mo
 
Ravage said:
Heh, I like you, your slow, but a loveable cretin. And it doesnt bother me at all, after all, its not like one of you could ever back up your claims now is it?

you were after all, just saying a few posts up how you missed the pics........ Do try and keep up pedro. :techman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL6AMGg92Mo

there you go! I knew we could pull some modicum of intelligence out of you.

Only took a few pages first.

And yes, you're right, I did miss out on the first go-around with your gal. But that doesn't mean I never got to see them ;)

But now that you aren't throwing any more humorous temper tantrums, where's Whore-Bagel?

I'm betting she was more than a little miffed at my account what she's worth. I'd love to see what she has to say.

Let her come out and play, Goldenboy. Unless you don't think she can handle me.
 
Crosis said:
there you go! I knew we could pull some modicum of intelligence out of you.

Only took a few pages first.

And yes, you're right, I did miss out on the first go-around with your gal. But that doesn't mean I never got to see them ;)

But now that you aren't throwing any more humorous temper tantrums, where's Whore-Bagel?

I'm betting she was more than a little miffed at my account what she's worth. I'd love to see what she has to say.

Let her come out and play, Goldenboy. Unless you don't think she can handle me.


Whats there to handle? your teeth are brighter then you are.

It took you how long to write that??

And its nothing new, its not even as if you were there when it all happened, you jumped in once most of the others did the initial trolling.

Still, its nice to know you have set aside special time to humiliate yourself. you cant troll or flame like them, you just live in the shadows.

Next please!
 
sorry crosis. i thought that my silence would be a good way to indicate how little i care about whatever you have to say.

and let me just clarify..... i do care what certain people think of me..... it's just that you are not one of them.
 
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