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getting to know your inner monkey

i only trolled mrs flow because she is a judgmental, unimaginative jizz-mop who trolled me in the green room. i sent her a PM asking what her problem was, and she informed me that she didn't like me because of how I two-timed elwood.

so yeah, i guess that started it.... it made me realize that he'd been spreading lies about me for months. so i tried to set the story straight.

a shitstorm ensued, just as i'd predicted.
 
Next time, Cheeks, have a fling with me.

Not only would I not mind you sharing my personal info, I'd encourage it - my personal habits would shock the innocent and impress the hell out of the freaks out there. ;)

Plus it would save a lot of drama.

Someone would start a thread: "OMG! Phantom used handcuffs on Cheekymonkey!" Instead of starting a shitstorm, I'd be like, "Yeah, doesn't everyone?"

All this fuss....criminy...
 
How does one two-time somebody they have never even met?
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(^wordforge smilie only works for me :D )
 
Bah. I know this thread is supposed to be about monkeys or something, but since everyone is bitching about WF here, I thought I'd add a couple observations:

Permabans by Cassandra:
TheJoker

Permabans by Borgs:
None (although he tried to ban the Baba a couple times)

Permabans by Elwood:
polarslam
Borgs
Hood
CheekyMonkey
Goldeneye

I should also point out that he has, at times, set posters to Max Negrep because it amused him to do it: (JohnM AND Tasvir) and he's currently rifling peoples PMs.
 
Volpone said:
Bah. I know this thread is supposed to be about monkeys or something, but since everyone is bitching about WF here, I thought I'd add a couple observations:

Permabans by Cassandra:
TheJoker

Permabans by Borgs:
None (although he tried to ban the Baba a couple times)

Permabans by Elwood:
polarslam
Borgs
Hood
CheekyMonkey
Goldeneye

I should also point out that he has, at times, set posters to Max Negrep because it amused him to do it: (JohnM AND Tasvir) and he's currently rifling peoples PMs.

Bastian and Cali where both banned by Cass.
Moron, you're gonna make Bastian a mod, and then be surprised when he goes on a rampage? lol.
 
Volpone said:
Bah. I know this thread is supposed to be about monkeys or something, but since everyone is bitching about WF here, I thought I'd add a couple observations:

Permabans by Cassandra:
TheJoker

Permabans by Borgs:
None (although he tried to ban the Baba a couple times)

Permabans by Elwood:
polarslam
Borgs
Hood
CheekyMonkey
Goldeneye

I should also point out that he has, at times, set posters to Max Negrep because it amused him to do it: (JohnM AND Tasvir) and he's currently rifling peoples PMs.
Now if we could just fit that into a nice compact sig size over on WF.
 
Four more bans can be added to the list after tonight, and a fifth might come once the Area 51 leak is 'dealt with.' Elwood sure is starting to pile up quite the list.
 
About that so-called "leak," the only person I can think of that fits DW's profile is Bulldog. Former mod who still has shelter access. Or maybe it's Ecc. He was uncharacteristically cool about that whole Meka incident when the staff aired all his dirty laundry.
 
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I didn't say he did it. Hell, I'm not sure if Dw was indeed a part of the staff, or a WFer at all.

On the other hand, he's not one to go into t3h drama!!!11!1one, so...:shrug:
 
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