getting to know your inner monkey

[T-Rex]

I would gladly lose my lesbian virginity to Mrs. A.

But somehow I don't reckon that's ever going to be feasible.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Poor Phanty.

 

[T-Rex]

(weeps)

 

[Markb]

Let's go really crazy, and have some pop tarts and a mug of tea!

I'm having some Barry's tea right now. No pop tarts though. No tarts of any kind.

 

[Cacophony]

I just read this whole goddamn thread about people I don't care about and a site I'm not/will never be registered at.

Someone fucking kill me now!

 

[jack]

I'd rather just fuck you.

 

[Cacophony]

I'd rather just fuck you.

Well that would also get me off the computer and would therefore be an acceptable substitute

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Your avatar looks like the deed was already done. Cacophony. :lol:

 

[jack]

They say bird pussy looks just like a woman's, only smaller and tighter. The feathers are supposedly a better dry lubricant than hair.

Plus with a little duct tape, she won't explode.

 

[Tyrant]

 

[CheekyMonkey]

I'm into guys, sorry.

And if I were to contemplate lesbianism, I'd ring up Mrs A. not Crazy McFucknut.

as if i would want you.....

sorry, i don't find your iron lung sexy.

maybe you could just drop dead of a blood clot, or something.

 

[jack]

Wheelchair jokes? You turdforgians are idiots. Unable to even spark, let alone flame.

Lamer than arthritis.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Wow!

No one has ever wished me dead while mocking my medical issues before! Gosh...you really got me that time!

Stupid cunt.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Actormike's diary didn't have any revelations of his identity, but it was still considered private information as far as the rule is concerned.

And that was a public livejournal. Any stories or personal details Elwood shared with her on the phone is far more personal than that.

So whats considered personal information in Cheeky Monkeys post there?

By precedent I could make up all sorts of weird shit about your rumored medical conditions and be banned for revealing personal info true or not.

 

[Tyrant]

I am no closer to getting to know my inner monkey.

 

[Storm Rucker]

You got your panties in a wad because Storm was calling you a whore and GoldenEye a cuckold because of your little mutual ass sharing club and you pitched this drama because the titles fit oh-so-well and you got paranoid thinking everyone was talking about you behind your back. What a nerve he struck!

Here's the best part - I was just fucking around.

I had no idea that the psycho bitch had been fucking around with Elwood and Goldeneye. (Makes me wonder if Goldeneye likes the taste of Elwood's sloppy seconds, of course.)

But man -- talk about an eruption of Mount Crazyslut.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Mount Crazyslut...:lol:

Seems like lots already have.

 

[T-Rex]

Here's the best part - I was just fucking around.

I had no idea that the psycho bitch had been fucking around with Elwood and Goldeneye. (Makes me wonder if Goldeneye likes the taste of Elwood's sloppy seconds, of course.)

But man -- talk about an eruption of Mount Crazyslut.

You mean, that talk about you flying out to do her...was a LIE? [/shock and horror]

 

[Tamar_Garish]

He's a dirty, dirty liar! OH NOES!

 

[Tyrant]