getting to know your inner monkey

[CheekyMonkey]

Deny it all you want.

You're the one who wanted to come up to my suite at the Radnor in Bryn Mawr. But I don't do stuff like that unless Lady Storm is involved, and she wasn't there, and that's why I said no. So don't get all haughty on me, tramp.

it is an interesting scenario, to be sure. you keep living in your sad little fantasy world.

i'll keep calling you a tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny little coward of a man, you tiny coward of a man.

 

[SaintPwnsalot]

*ROTFLMAO* I am amazed at you idiots. Both those who are airing their dirty laundry and those who are interested in it although I deign to say the former is the more pathetic party. Truly you can see the level of tepidity you are wallowing in as you regurgitate these "dramatic" tidbits like a diseased bird of prey feeding her equally repulsive spawn.

You realize this, yes?

 

[jack]

Sounds to me like he's spinning whole cloth.

 

[Storm Rucker]

Poor cuckolded Goldenrod.



He never saw it coming.

 

[jack]

Is that 25,000 characters?

 

[CheekyMonkey]

*ROTFLMAO* I am amazed at you idiots. Both those who are airing their dirty laundry and those who are interested in it although I deign to say the former is the more pathetic party. Truly you can see the level of tepidity you are wallowing in as you regurgitate these "dramatic" tidbits like a diseased bird of prey feeding her equally repulsive spawn.

You realize this, yes?

i do, indeed.

let's talk about something else.

 

[Sarek]

If I had an inner monkey I would most surely have killed it by now.

 

[SaintPwnsalot]

i do, indeed.

let's talk about something else.

Is there a fly buzzing about the Great Saintpwnsalot? *waves a dismissive wing*

Shoo fly and do not bother me.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Poor cuckolded Goldenrod.



He never saw it coming.

I don't know why not, with her that's a day ending with "y".

 

[Gagh]

Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you! Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
OOOHHHH! Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you! You go girl!
Eeeehhhhhhh!
Oooooohhhhh!
Aye! Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you? You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like Halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you! You go girl!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Yee-ha!
Giddy up horsey!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Pugh! Pugh! Pugh!
It’s like a horror movie isn't it?
Oohh!
Ride 'em cowboy!
Ooh Ooh Eee!
Ride 'em cowboy! Do you wanna know what
I really think about you? You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert! Whatever! Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you! You got ears on your face like spock in space!
You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed!
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo! What? Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever! Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you!

 

[jack]

LOL @ "up your butt with a coconut"

 

[CheekyMonkey]

ah, yes, as always, the magnificent storm waltzes in to the thread and makes it about him.

let's not forget that elwood is a lying fuck, and his little minions (storm..... i'm looking at you, you garden gnome) have paraded in to attempt some not-so-subtle sleight of hand.

it's not about you, storm. so you can take your napoleon complex, mix it with some peanut butter, and let tamar lick it off your genitals.

 

[Storm Rucker]

Sure, CM.

I'm sure that kind of angry denial will make Goldenrod believe you.

But we'll always know the truth, you and me.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

ah, yes, as always, the magnificent storm waltzes in to the thread and makes it about him.

let's not forget that elwood is a lying fuck, and his little minions (storm..... i'm looking at you, you garden gnome) have paraded in to attempt some not-so-subtle sleight of hand.

it's not about you, storm. so you can take your napoleon complex, mix it with some peanut butter, and let tamar lick it off your genitals.

What sleight of hand?

There is nothing to hide. All we got is the lunatic ravings of a psycho who can't let go of the past who was desperate to cover up the face she is a big fat whore and decided to drag a good man through the mud with no evidence.

Trot back to your poor boyfriend....who unfortunately looks even more spineless for standing by while you spend day and night railing against your ex for nothing. If I was him I'd be worried you're still with the nutty professor too.

Bye-bye Psycho Hose Beast and take your McLies with you. :S

 

[CheekyMonkey]

Sure, CM.

I'm sure that kind of angry denial will make Goldenrod believe you.

But we'll always know the truth, you and me.

yes. we will.

now shut your yap.

 

[T'Bonz]

i never suggested storm would fly out to meet me.

i think he was the only one to suggest that.

but please, feel free to continue making up shit as you go along, you helmet-wearing retard.

Helmet-wearing?

Well I'll grant you this, that's a unique insult.

However, you won't last long on TK if this is the best you can do.

Oh wait, your talent (such as it is) is in cyber, not anything requiring brains.

Come to think of it, you'll fit right into the "new" TK.

Carry on.

 

[CheekyMonkey]

thanks. glad i have your permission.

keep calling me a whore.... that is very clever. much more clever than anything i could say.

really.

no, really.

go on, then.

say something clever.

retard.

 

[CheekyMonkey]

oh, tamar. your continued attempts to exonerate your hero are touching, really.

you saw internet pictures! you have evidence! suuuuuuuuuure.

at least it's MY problem and MY dirty laundry to air out.

if i'm pathetic for bringing it up, aren't you even more pathetic for frothing after me like a rabid badger, every chance you get, day and night?

how about this.... when the time comes, i'll send you a "save-the-date" magnet to stick on your fridge so you can mark your calendar for the day i give a shit about what you think of me.

 

[Cacophony]

Have Gagh's efforts to derail this thread been thwarted?

Lame, it needs a good derailing.

 

[jack]

I never masturbate, but I might to this thread a little later.