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Help! There's a Russian mail-order bride after me!

The Question said:
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What the hell is the thing she's holding? Is that a toaster coozy?
 
The Question said:
Probably a green card by way of a marriage of convenience.
That is what I think but what has she actually said? Maybe she's found something in your blog that makes her think you are the one for her.
 
See, that is the thing about getting older. When I was in my 20s, that would have sounded interesting. Now that I'm xxish, what is important to me is:
1) are they cute
2) can they fix stuff
3) can they cook
Cute is entirely different now too. Cute is - has most of his original parts and has a nice personality.
 
Good thing is she can't actually do anything to you. She's over there, you're over here. All she can do is write words. Spooky.
 
Well, my suspicions seem to be bearing out -- the letters I've gotten from this person so far fall neatly into the pattern of a scam that was running (or has been running since) 2001, at least.

Blacklist.
 
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