Help! There's a Russian mail-order bride after me!

[jack]

Um, no I'm not. She was on the Yahoo lists for VT awhile back, and is part of a "network"

Those pics are fairly old.

 

[The Question]

Yahoo list for... what? Vermont?

 

[jack]

Yeah, it sounds weird, but then Moscow VT (suburb of Stowe, so to speak) matches up often with Moscow Russia in search dating engines, apparently :bigass:

 

[Donovan]

She's cute. She sent me those pics too :bigass:

Fickle bitch. That's it, I ain't sending her another dime.

 

[curiousa2z]

I found that half-dead rose hovering menacingly in the air over her head intriguing....

 

[Blindgroping]

You want one?

 

[Enkephalen]

Look at her eyes in both pictures -- they are bored and without life. Either life is pretty bad in Russia (and who says it ain't), or you are one of many on her e-mail address book and she doesn't care who she eventually lands, just so her ultimate goal is reached: marry some dumb American man who thinks with his third leg and who can fulfill her material needs before she dumps him or yet another richer man.

 

[Ironclad]

Send her to me.

There is a burrito factory out here that pays by the pound for ground meat and doesn't ask questions.

 

[Blindgroping]

No, you misunderstand,
It's "Eat her out"
No just " Eat her."

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Seriously -- this chick claiming to be from Russia started PMing me over MySpace -- so just for hoots 'n' toots, I give her (one of my) email address(es). What the hell, I was bored. Now she's gettin' all... attached, and stuff!

WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH ME AND WOMEN ONLINE?! :scared:

Green Karma; green card. Figure it out.

 

[Donovan]

I think I've figured out how to save money on getting her over here. I got this deal working through e-mail with a Nigerian Prince in exile, that's going to net me quite a bit of money in the end. I think I'll ask him to swing by and pick her up when he brings me the check for five hundred grand, that way I'll save on Western Union fees...

 

[curiousa2z]

is that the same Nigerian Prince who was corresponding with Gagh?

 

[Goat]

ahh man - gaghs in on it too? damn. that guys offered me 10% of a cool 100mil. all i have to do is pay the bank charges and we're home free!

 

[FBI parte due]

Right then, let's try that again.

She has a disturbing resemblance to the mother on "Malcolm in the Middle."

 

[jack]

I'll bet it's your giant kielbasa she wants to dip in her hot russian sauce.

 

[Mirah]

I think you should go for it TQ-just so we can all watch and learn from the experience. Let us live through you some more!

 

[Mandi]

Yeah TQ, go for it! You know you want to hit it!

 

[The Question]

She has a disturbing resemblance to the mother on "Malcolm in the Middle."

Don't you mean the principal from, "Parker Lewis Can't Lose"?

 

[The Question]

I told "her" ('cause at this point, who can be sure?) to send me a pic where she's holding a sign that says, "Hello, Daniel!" on it.

That was last night -- and suddenly, the daily emails have gone quiet. :twisted:

 

[Mandi]

aww, now you're not ever gonna get laid