How Are You Today?

[Kitty]

I dont make appointments where I do either. They are quick. Almost always between 15-20 minutes regardless of how busy they are.

They did once break my oil dip-stick and tried to tell me it was like that when they popped the hood. :gagh: I had to get a replacement at a junkyard, but they gave me two free visit coupons. If they didnt break it, whyd they reimburse me? Admittance of guilt.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I dont make appointments where I do either. They are quick. Almost always between 15-20 minutes regardless of how busy they are.

Damn. I wish this place was that quick. And get this, they're supposed to vacuum out the floorboards as part of the service, and they only did the driver's side. After having it for an hour and a half.

They did once break my oil dip-stick and tried to tell me it was like that when they popped the hood. :gagh: I had to get a replacement at a junkyard, but they gave me two free visit coupons. If they didnt break it, whyd they reimburse me? Admittance of guilt.

How the hell do you break a dipstick?

 

[Kitty]

How the hell do you break a dipstick?

I dont know, but being paranoid, I always check their work before I go. Luckily I do.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I don't like the sound of breaking dipsticks...

 

[Kitty]

*waits for Loktar to respond that he broke DL's dipstick, then punched him in the ovaries*

 

[The Dork Lord]

THAT'S THINKIN WITH YOUR DIPSTICK, JIMMY!

 

[Loktar]

*waits for Loktar to respond that he broke DL's dipstick, then punched him in the ovaries*

*shoved Kitty's dipstick up her ass and punched her tits*

HAHA?

 

[Kitty]

*dies*

 

[Loktar]

*dies*

*steals back his jacket, wallet and credit card*

 

[Kitty]

Falcy Girl has the jacket.

 

[Loktar]

Falcy Girl has the jacket.

Ah. She can keep it. It probably has failcunt cooties by now.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Didn't it always?

 

[Loktar]

Didn't it always?

FUCK YOU!

*shoves Pickle up Kitty's rotting corpse ass*

 

[The Dork Lord]

*pretends he's being punished?*

 

[Loktar]

*pretends he's being punished?*

gross lol?

 

[Kitty]

 

[Dark Pickle]

So if I came, I shouldn't tell anyone, right?

 

[Loktar]

So if I came, I shouldn't tell anyone, right?

Save it for the newsletter.

Everyone here gets the Daily Gherkin hawt off the Pickle Press, right?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Not a cancelled subscription yet!

 

[Loktar]

HAHA!

*cancels his subscription*