How is the Weather?

[Dr Dave]

It's sunny outside.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My spine hurts from cold.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Other places got hit as hard as they thought they would, but NYC was spared. We only got 8-12 inches tops.

Now everyone's whining about how the mayor was too careful -- HEY ASSHOLES WOULD YOU PREFER HE NOT GIVE A SHIT AND NO ROADS GET PLOWED FOR WEEKS?

 

[Cassie]

I'M GLAD YOU SURVIVED!

 

[Dr Dave]

They'd complain no matter what the city did, probably.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's snowing here.

 

[Cassie]

IT'S COLD IN THE CHAT.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie start a fire in chat!

 

[Mirah]

It is warm here! Glad you didn't get hit too hard Eggs. CaptainWacky are you going to make a snow angel?!?!

 

[Dr Dave]

Or a snow female celebrity list?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The second one.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I don't know what it's like out today, I've yet to look out the window.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So you don't know about alien twinks attacking New York...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No I knew about that -- they texted me as soon as they hit the troposphere.

PARTY!

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't know what it's like out today, I've yet to look out the window.

Just look at the weather ap on your phone (if you have such an ap).

 

[CaptainWacky]

His phone has too many alien twink apps so there's no room for anything else.

 

[Dr Dave]

Surely he could delete one of them!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUT I LOVE PLAYING WORDS WITH TWINKS

 

[Dr Dave]

Do you want to know the weather or not?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I resolve to summon the strength to look out the window tomorrow.