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I have opened a detox center

Love Child

Love Child

One Love
This new detox center will he named in honor of our good friend and lover ILC, formerly known as " I love c#πt" who can't even.
Please keep her in your "thoughts and prayers" as she detoxes from the news reports for the day.
In this detox center you will find yoga classes, meditations, medications such as medical marijuana and other such assortments prescribed by a very good doctor who is recommended, who I know, but I don't know them know them.
No social media or interactions with political family members will be allowed at this point.
If you want to visit ILC you may do so by signing in at the front desk and then waiting in these comfortable waiting areas that look like a shelter at the local dog kennel,but really aren't. They are state if the art waiting facilities employed by fine Americans, notice the unemployment rates have dropped, so everything is fine.
There is nothing to worry about at all, everything is fine. Come and relax at the ILC center for Healing.
 
Thank you for your kind and thoughtful question CaptainWacky, there will indeed be kittens at the ILC center of Healing.
 
I forgot to mention, though clients will have little interaction with the outside world, they will be able to post in a special edition of the mine field since it is a healing part of their recovery.
 
Hi Eggs Mayonnaise!

I also forgot to mention that you may see a high number of staff that are from Russia, do not worry, they are very nice people.
 
whisky said:
Will there be Lego?
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Hello W, thank you for joining us. How are you today? I am not sure what you mean by "Lego". If you mean Lego's then yes, there will be Lego's in the Activity and Play room for people to create things and use their imagination.
If you mean something else, then I am not sure we will have that.
 
CaptainWacky said:
I want to know more about these Russians...
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Hi CW, nice to see you again. I appreciate your thoughtful questions. I am wondering what you want to know about the Russians?

LC looks off into the distance and almost silently says, "There was no Collusion, he said there was no Collusion."

Oh! Forgive me CW! I was temporarily off in another thought! I think I may have said something outloud! How rude of me. I will remember to make a note of this incident in my briefing with the Doctor today.

I see Roksanna passing by in the hallway and say, "Let me introduce you to RS, perhaps she can answer some of your questions." "I hope you have a lovely day!"
 
The Russian girls are really nice!
Thank you LC for opening up this detox center I feel better already!

I take a daily walk through the garden area, which in the winter doesn't look very pretty, but that is okay. I have been coloring and journaling and just being alone with my thoughts. When we had group I got a little sad when I heard a story about someone's uncle who had died in the fire in California, but they quickly removed that person from group, so I think they could get some individual counseling I am sure.
Now that I am done with my 48 hour timeout period of no social media I am allowed to post here and twitter-only if I stopped following all political style posts, which they let me keep SNL which is strange so now I only follow SNL and some cat named MAX who only posts pics of himself in various cat like poses. It is really cute.
#HappyDay!
 
Some people have asked if this sort of thing happens at the ILC center of healing and I wanted to say THAT IS FAKE NEWS! OUR SPA IS THE BEST AND VERY PROFESSIONAL AND HAS ALL OF IT'S CERTIFICATIONS!

So please do not be concerend about what you are seeing or hearing on the news, just come and see and feel the results for yourselves.

 
*unslings an acoustic guitar and instantly grows hippie hair complete with beard and mustache, and commences to sing a very folksy song*

Well, some folks like to pet puppies
Some folks like to watch birds
Some folks like to praise Jesus
And some just like to drop... rhymes?

But of all the things folks go for
I like the simple things best
I want to hear what you like too
But I've got to get this off my chest

*Chorus*
I like to shit!
Yeah, I like to shit!
I like to stank the livin' hell out of the restaurant men's room
Just for the fucks 'n' chuckles of it!

And I like to fart
I just love to rip ass
When I'm strollin' past some old folks creepin' along
I love to leave 'em in a cloud o' my gas
You bet!
 
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