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I have opened a detox center

I am so interested to hear more about this chocolate spa CW. Tell me more! Will it be like a chocolate fountain with variouis fruits and goodies that one could dip into with a long stick and then nibbleon after? We could call it the Fon Du Spa Room!
 
And I forgot to welcome HighwayMan. Welcome HM, we have been expecting you, and we have a special place just for you! Here is Roxxsanna, you can follow her down the hall. We call her RN.
 
Help!
There has been a leaK!
Someone who came into the ILC center recently has found out what 45 said regarding the fires in California. I CAN'T EVEN!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME! WHEN WILL IT END?!?!
I mean, and then he said (According to my sources, unless it is fake news-can anyone tell me it is fake news?!) He said-"We are going to have great forests, they are going to be really safe" And then something about great climate and raking leaves in the forests I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK!
I'm gonna die
I can't breathe
OMG
WHERE is DR. DAve? I need PILLS!
 
HM, we knew you would agree, I mean like our accomodations. I mean, you were just visiting right?

Did you have a conversation with ILC? Slip her some news? Give her the full Wi-Fi password? That is definitely against our rules! For the health of our clients we request that you not do those things.
 
I am so interested to hear more about this chocolate spa CW. Tell me more! Will it be like a chocolate fountain with variouis fruits and goodies that one could dip into with a long stick and then nibbleon after? We could call it the Fon Du Spa Room!
As long as it's made out of chocolate I'm happy!
 
Help!
There has been a leaK!
Someone who came into the ILC center recently has found out what 45 said regarding the fires in California. I CAN'T EVEN!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME! WHEN WILL IT END?!?!
I mean, and then he said (According to my sources, unless it is fake news-can anyone tell me it is fake news?!) He said-"We are going to have great forests, they are going to be really safe" And then something about great climate and raking leaves in the forests I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK!
I'm gonna die
I can't breathe
OMG
WHERE is DR. DAve? I need PILLS!

Here!

*hands ILC pillzLol*
 
ILC here! I've been doing so well! I actually got to speak with family this weekend! But only briefly and we had to keep the conversations to certain topics only.

Well today, someone snuck in some information-something about BLOOD RED TREES at the WHITE HOUSE for CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS! OMG! I couldn't even!
I mean I couldn't eat, I couldn't go, I couldn't DO ANYTHING! I was so distraught!

I heard some other news, but I am not sure how accurate it is-and with LC being checked in for the weekend, it could be another week before she sees this.

Thank you for the pills DD! And thank you for visiting CW, C (Cassie) and EM!
 
Like you? Are you grown up? You are whinier than my uncles wine cellar! You whine so much....ah nevermind its not worth it.
 
I recently heard about a process where I could cryogenically freeze myself and come back later-like either in 2020 or 2024! That would be great!
 
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