I have opened a detox center

[Love Child]

Those years coincide with elections.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Election years. Avoiding Trump, since we don't know yet if he'll last one or two terms.

(SPOILER: The shit is hitting the fan and he will probably be boarding a plane to become roommates with Julian Assange soon.)

 

[Love Child]

We can only hope!

( Quoting some movie I am sure)

 

[Love Child]

The last time I saw ILC she was sitting in her chair and quoting some nursery rhymes over and over, "Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, Humpty Dumpty wasn't very fuzy wuz he?"
I think she got the 2 mixed up, but I didn't want to correct her.

 

[The Question]

Like you? Are you grown up? You are whinier than my uncles wine cellar! You whine so much....ah nevermind its not worth it.

Hush. I'll poop in your ear.

 

[The Question]

The last time I saw ILC she was sitting in her chair and quoting some nursery rhymes over and over, "Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, Humpty Dumpty wasn't very fuzy wuz he?"
I think she got the 2 mixed up, but I didn't want to correct her.

If it isn't Humpty Numpty, sitting on top of a collapsing wall like some clueless... egg cunt.

 

[Dr Dave]

LEGO is the correct name.

I'm glad there was no truth to the well documented Russian rumours.

" I went home with a waitress the way I always do How was I to know she was with the russians, too?" Warren Zevon

 

[Dr Dave]

Election years. Avoiding Trump, since we don't know yet if he'll last one or two terms.

(SPOILER: The shit is hitting the fan and he will probably be boarding a plane to become roommates with Julian Assange soon.)

That would make a great Christmas present.

 

[Dr Dave]

You can check in any time but you can never leave.

This isn't Hotel California.

 

[Dr Dave]

ILC here! I've been doing so well! I actually got to speak with family this weekend! But only briefly and we had to keep the conversations to certain topics only.

Well today, someone snuck in some information-something about BLOOD RED TREES at the WHITE HOUSE for CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS! OMG! I couldn't even!
I mean I couldn't eat, I couldn't go, I couldn't DO ANYTHING! I was so distraught!

I heard some other news, but I am not sure how accurate it is-and with LC being checked in for the weekend, it could be another week before she sees this.

Thank you for the pills DD! And thank you for visiting CW, C (Cassie) and EM!

You're welcome!

 

[Dr Dave]

Good job DD! Let's keep her sedated until all of this is over.

That seems wise.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is there such a thing as a "Dickcocks" Centre?

 

[Mirah]

Check me in also please.

 

[Dr Dave]

Is there such a thing as a "Dickcocks" Centre?

Yes, it's called Congress.

 

[Love Child]

Check me in also please.

Mirah?!
But you were always the most rational of the 3 of us! (LC, ILC).
What can we do for you? How can we help?

 

[Dr Dave]

Is there such a thing as a "Dickcocks" Centre?

Yes it's called Parliament.

 

[Mirah]

Mirah?!
But you were always the most rational of the 3 of us! (LC, ILC).
What can we do for you? How can we help?

Build a boat, a very large boat and put all of the animals if the air and the land inside.

 

[Love Child]

Build a boat, a very large boat and put all of the animals if the air and the land inside.

All? Don't you mean 2 of each? Like Noah's ark? This has been done before. And what about the humans?

 

[The Question]

All? Don't you mean 2 of each? Like Noah's ark? This has been done before. And what about the humans?

She really should have been more specific and said, "the animals worth preserving."

 

[Dr Dave]

Boats can not be trusted…