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I'm leaving forever...

Laker_Girl said:
I'm back bitches!! After discussing it with my mom she convinced me that one bad run in shouldn't ruin the perfectly good time I have here at TK. Mom's right, mom's always right.




Donovan, as always, go fuck yourself since you're the only person on the planet even remotely attracted to your shit stain personality and below average looks.

The day I listen to anything you have to say is the day you've kidnapped me off the street, duct taped me to a chair, and gagged me and even then, I know in my heart of hearts I would find a way to poke my eardrums out.
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You're gonna have to do better than this, sweetie, I was married to one of you bitches, remember? Besides, if I really wanted to torture you I'd duct tape you to Dork Lord. I bet he'd even thank me for it, because from your posted pics I bet you porked up pretty good. He likes 'em thick...
 
Donovan said:
You're gonna have to do better than this, sweetie, I was married to one of you bitches, remember? Besides, if I really wanted to torture you I'd duct tape you to Dork Lord. I bet he'd even thank me for it, because from your posted pics I bet you porked up pretty good. He likes 'em thick...
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That's a burn.

But seriiously, when are we gonna see the spicy video tape of you and your friend furiously funneling your differences out?
 
All this talk of DL getting in my pants has made my vagina decide to sew itself shut.

And much to your disappointment I am not thick. I'm nice a slim these days, summer heat=no eating and now that I'm embracing the outdoors and re-learning how to roller skate my shape's looking even lovlier.

Don't put your fat fetish on DL, you know you like your bitches so fat they pop like bacon in the sun.
 
Laker_Girl said:
All this talk of DL getting in my pants has made my vagina decide to sew itself shut.
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Mission accomplished! Thank you for saving the world from future generations of concieted morons! :D
 
Laker_Girl said:
All this talk of DL getting in my pants has made my vagina decide to sew itself shut.

And much to your disappointment I am not thick. I'm nice a slim these days, summer heat=no eating and now that I'm embracing the outdoors and re-learning how to roller skate my shape's looking even lovlier.

Don't put your fat fetish on DL, you know you like your bitches so fat they pop like bacon in the sun.
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What's wrong with just liking Bacon w/o the bitch?
 
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