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Imagine how much better life would be if you didn't have to pee

It would be fucking awesome!

It is not so much about getting stuff done, as not being interupted by the need to pee. Or when one goes on a long hike or camping, or in the middle of the night.

When I sit at my desk for hours and go to get up my body hurts so much sometimes, I think I have to remind myself to get up and move after at least an hour. I asked my boss for a standing podium for my computer. It might happen! Put a urinal up front and I'm set! (If I were a guy)
 
They make pee devices for woman so they can pee like men.

I'll try and find a link for one later if you'd like.
 
Nights out drinking would be much better without having to stand next to a stranger in the toilet in two inches of piss, and you would never have to miss anything in the middle of a film.
 
Lie-ins would never be ruined by the need to get up and pee when in all other respects you're totally content and comfortable and don't want to move ever.
 
FREE AT LAST FREE AT LAST....

Just thinking about pee makes me need to have a pee, thanks a lot jerkfaces :rwmad:
 
You go girl!

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whisky said:
Nights out drinking would be much better without having to stand next to a stranger in the toilet in two inches of piss, and you would never have to miss anything in the middle of a film.
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That's why I use adult diapers or pee in a stall. And feel only slightly bad for the poor guy that uses the stall next and sits in my pee.
 
Mirah said:
What the heck is a Lie in?! Do I have to google it? BRB
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Not sure what you guys would call it, but I just mean when you have a day off work/weekend and don't get out of bed til late in the morning or early afternoon. Sleep in? We call it a lie in.
 
I am accustomed to these methods of eliminating waste from my body. A toxic build up would be lethal. I'll just get up in the middle of the night or hold off on the soft drink until later in the movie or after. I know. Living life on the edge is only for the brave.
 
I wonder if given enough evolution, the human body would get that efficient at extracting stuff from food that there would be no waste.

Still if the dinasours couldnt manage it in half a billion years, I dont suppose we have much chance.
 
I feel like drinking has increased my bladder capacity, but not my urethral throughput.

It gets intolerable sometimes -- when is it all going to end?
 
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