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In 30 days, I'll probably be Dead!

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Doctor said I have to have a Rectal exam :eek:

They are gonna take a loooooong probe and ram it up my butthole as far as they can get it to go. They said they want to check for polups throughout my entire colon track!

So, if you all don't hear from me after 30 days from now....Ill probably be dead! :(
 
I had to do that earlier this year.

The worst part is the prep. The colonoscopy is nothing. Your out. No pain afterwards either.

I did have polyps.

Go have it done. You'll survive.
 
^It's not hemorrhoids numbnuts.

Anyway, other than mrhands, nobody has died from having something long and hard shoved up their aenoose.
 
Conchaga said:
^It's not hemorrhoids numbnuts.

Anyway, other than mrhands, nobody has died from having something long and hard shoved up their aenoose.
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I think if you research the deaths of several monarchs, heirs and contenders to the English throne you will find that a few of them died from hot coals shoved up theirs. That and eating bad pears. Pears were a definite menace in the old days.
 
starguard said:
Doctor said I have to have a Rectal exam :eek:

They are gonna take a loooooong probe and ram it up my butthole as far as they can get it to go. They said they want to check for polups throughout my entire colon track!

So, if you all don't hear from me after 30 days from now....Ill probably be dead! :(
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They'll probably pull a few dozen Strange Cosmos links, 120 random Youtube video links and a Photocopier out of it.

Ask for a personality implant while you're there.
 
starguard said:
Doctor said I have to have a Rectal exam :eek:

They are gonna take a loooooong probe and ram it up my butthole as far as they can get it to go. They said they want to check for polups throughout my entire colon track!

So, if you all don't hear from me after 30 days from now....Ill probably be dead! :(
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They told me my car should be done in about three weeks so hopefully I can have a few pics up so you can see them just before you die. :)
 
I had one. twenty four hours prior, NO FOOD except water or tea or coffee. Nothing solid. Then you got to drink this shit called Golitely or Gotely. Tastes terrible and takes all day to get it down. Then you move into the bathroom. Because I didn't have anyone to take me home, they did it cold. Very uncomfortable, but it only lasts 30 minutes. Then the take the camera out and cut out any growths they find for biopsy. An hour later on the bus ride home, you'll think your guts are falling out the back door.
 
NeonMercuryASH said:
I had one. twenty four hours prior, NO FOOD except water or tea or coffee. Nothing solid. Then you got to drink this shit called Golitely or Gotely. Tastes terrible and takes all day to get it down. Then you move into the bathroom. Because I didn't have anyone to take me home, they did it cold. Very uncomfortable, but it only lasts 30 minutes. Then the take the camera out and cut out any growths they find for biopsy. An hour later on the bus ride home, you'll think your guts are falling out the back door.
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WTF :eek:

 
Ewwww. I don't think I could've done it were I awake for that.

Neon, too bad you didn't have someone to take you home afterwards. I did and there were no problems for me. I had a little gas but that isn't unusual for me at all. Sometimes I think I should change my name to Fart Girl.
 
starguard said:
WTF :eek:

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Just be sure you have someone to take you home afterwards so they can put you out for the procedure. When it is all done, go get something to eat then go home and go to bed for a few hours.

Are you having this done because you are 50 or because you are having other health issues?
 
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