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In 30 days, I'll probably be Dead!

I've just realized something else. Before the procedure, I was asked to drink a bottle of Magnesium Citrate along with an entire jug of Golyte mixture to flush out my entire colon tract. That stuff kept me in and out of the bathroom for hours pushing everything I had in my colon straight into the toilet. It kept me doing this untill my bowel runs were all nothing but clear liquid!

Now that the procedure is over (thank God), I've weighed my self and noticed that I actually lost five pounds! :eek:

Whod've guessed!
 
I'M ALIVE....I'M ALIVE...HA HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!


I finally had the procedure done. (and lived through it). I was lucky enough to have another female asian doctor, but that woman really put the whammy on me when she stuck that probe up my butt. The probe had a camera mounted at the tip that showed everthing inside my colon

She had me lying on my side with a big screen in front of me so I could see everthing that camera saw. There were quite a bit of small seeds in there lining my walls that looked like cucumber seeds, but other than that, everything came up clean. (with the exception of a very small hemmoroid). Doctor said Im not scheduled to have another test done for the next ten years!

I had no polups

:techman:

Did she at least call you the next day?
 
so am I!

@ Consumer: tech admining is always a bit like babysitting - you never know beforehand if it's a brat or a nice kiddie.
To answer your other question more literally than you intended it: I currently admin for Bick and host for myself, Lord Dork and my friend Lea. In the past, I also hosted for Jim Gamma and offered refuge to SSU for a few months when their EZboard had gotten deleted.
Less literally: I have unlimited bandwith and serverspace so it's no strain on my budget, and it doesn't really make such a big difference if you hunt bugs on 1 or 3 boards if they all run the same software. So when a friend of mine wants to try out a board of his/her own or when there are problems with teh reliability of their hosts (which was the case with Lea's board and with SSU), it's a matter of course to offer my help. Contrary to any board software, my friendships tend to be bug-proof ;)
 
so am I!

@ Consumer: tech admining is always a bit like babysitting - you never know beforehand if it's a brat or a nice kiddie.
To answer your other question more literally than you intended it: I currently admin for Bick and host for myself, Lord Dork and my friend Lea. In the past, I also hosted for Jim Gamma and offered refuge to SSU for a few months when their EZboard had gotten deleted.
Less literally: I have unlimited bandwith and serverspace so it's no strain on my budget, and it doesn't really make such a big difference if you hunt bugs on 1 or 3 boards if they all run the same software. So when a friend of mine wants to try out a board of his/her own or when there are problems with teh reliability of their hosts (which was the case with Lea's board and with SSU), it's a matter of course to offer my help. Contrary to any board software, my friendships tend to be bug-proof ;)

Is this the Lea from KHCMB?
 
yes indeed :) I#ll PM you the link. Her old server was more off- than online and so I offered her 3 or 4 years ago to host a copy of the board on my server. Unfortunately, the previous host wouldn't give us a backup of the original board andso we had to start from scratch but we made screenshots of everything and reposted a few old threads. I pride myself that I managed quite nicely to copy the original template; the banner is new, though.

We have several newbies who found us by coincidence, and D is currently gone (moping after a quarrel with Kaylar), but there are a few people you know from KHCMB: Sprinkles, Ashanti, IrisD, ladybug/bigmama, TheShyOne, Jun and SciFiGirl. Cyowari is a member but is currently busy IRL and therefore doesn't post.
And if necessary I could propably do a rather good impersonation of battyoldbroad *snicker*

cookie?
;)
 
or rather:
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