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In 30 days, I'll probably be Dead!
- Thread starter starguard
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
If it's at a VA, do they not knock you out, and have a Sergeant screaming at you the whole time to suck it up, and tell you you're either a steer or a queer, and make you repeatedly yell a rhyming chant about what a great day it is to have Uncle Sam stick painful probes up your butt?
eloisel
Forever Empress E
You know some of these guys are getting all horny thinking about that. Wonder how many of them are going to call their doctors in the morning and ask if they can get that procedure done and at the VA.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Replace the sergeant with a hot sexy female nurse who'll give my ass a spank as she's "injecting" stuff up my butt and I'll do it.
Lilac
Luci ain't got nothin' on me.
:smfrolleyes: You need to have your wife get a strap-on to get you acclimated.No.. the guys at the VA said its about time for me. I just shudder at the thought of something being rammed up my butthole....
Hopefully, my nephew will be there to take me home!
I don't think I'd last 5 minutes in prison
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Eggs, they knock you out if they can. Because I had to go home under my own power, they let me watch.
dogbert
King of Sarcasm
I was awake all throughout my heart surgury last year. It was fun looking at all the machines.
starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Please...do NOT give her any ideas :huh:
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
For a second I thought it said FAKE strap on, which would be redundant.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
I think some probably feel more real than others.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Lots of het men are into assplay. There is no shame nor threat to one's maculinity to have one's philly inserting phallic objects into one's rear echelon.
Just don't tell your buddies about it, or you'll be hanging by your jockeys in a matter of minutes.
Just don't tell your buddies about it, or you'll be hanging by your jockeys in a matter of minutes.
Loktar
Pinata Whacker
Lots of het men are into assplay. There is no shame nor threat to one's maculinity to have one's philly inserting phallic objects into one's rear echelon.
Just don't tell your buddies about it, or you'll be hanging by your jockeys in a matter of minutes.
The ass is exit only(for me anyway). I have no objection though if my future girlfriend wants me to stick stuff up her ass or if two guys want to stick stuff up each other's ass(None of my business/No right to judge).
starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
I'M ALIVE....I'M ALIVE...HA HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
I finally had the procedure done. (and lived through it). I was lucky enough to have another female asian doctor, but that woman really put the whammy on me when she stuck that probe up my butt. The probe had a camera mounted at the tip that showed everthing inside my colon
She had me lying on my side with a big screen in front of me so I could see everthing that camera saw. There were quite a bit of small seeds in there lining my walls that looked like cucumber seeds, but other than that, everything came up clean. (with the exception of a very small hemmoroid). Doctor said Im not scheduled to have another test done for the next ten years!
I had no polups
:techman:
I finally had the procedure done. (and lived through it). I was lucky enough to have another female asian doctor, but that woman really put the whammy on me when she stuck that probe up my butt. The probe had a camera mounted at the tip that showed everthing inside my colon
She had me lying on my side with a big screen in front of me so I could see everthing that camera saw. There were quite a bit of small seeds in there lining my walls that looked like cucumber seeds, but other than that, everything came up clean. (with the exception of a very small hemmoroid). Doctor said Im not scheduled to have another test done for the next ten years!
I had no polups
:techman:
The Call Of Nature
Saint (what else!)
congrats! 
It's interesting to get a look inside oneself, isn't it? I had an X-ray and a CT a few weeks ago and spent a lovely afternoon looking at slices of my brain, throat and chest.
And before someone makes trollish remarks: my brain is fully functionable and contrary to the rest of y'all I can prove it!
It's interesting to get a look inside oneself, isn't it? I had an X-ray and a CT a few weeks ago and spent a lovely afternoon looking at slices of my brain, throat and chest. And before someone makes trollish remarks: my brain is fully functionable and contrary to the rest of y'all I can prove it!
