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Is This Going Too Far?!

Cranky Bastard said:
But, there's nothing wrong with getting anally rammed, is there?

Haven't given the morality aspect of it a whole lot of thought. More concerned with the ramifications of the mechanics of it all.

I don't think God cares if you take it forcefully up the poop chute.
 
Now she says she wants me to wear a cowboy hat.

I think I'll have to put my foot down there. I'm not going to give her the satisfaction of a "Brokeback" moment.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Now she says she wants me to wear a cowboy hat.

I think I'll have to put my foot down there. I'm not going to give her the satisfaction of a "Brokeback" moment.

ROFL!!
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Now she says she wants me to wear a cowboy hat.

I think I'll have to put my foot down there. I'm not going to give her the satisfaction of a "Brokeback" moment.

If you put your foot down there, is that "footing" as opposed to "fisting"?
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Would it be going too far, personally, if I told you she can fit both of her feet up my ass?

Dammit! Where are you hiding the booze?

All I see you drinking is water?

Ah, you must have some vodka stashed that I haven't seen yet.

:voodoo:
 
She keeps hitting me for saying that some things hurt.

We'll settle this on the board, dear.

For all of you: isn't it normal for men to cry after they get anal sex?
 
Sadistic Bastard said:
At least the two of you seem to be well-matched...

She pitches, you catch...everyone's happy.

Just don't sell the video over the internet.

How'd ya know we sell porn movies? Spy?
 
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