Is This Going Too Far?!

[The Harlot]

Oh, uh huh. (wink, wink)

 

[Cranky Bastard]

But, there's nothing wrong with getting anally rammed, is there?

 

[LomiMonet]

It depends on your tax bracket.

 

[jack]

But, there's nothing wrong with getting anally rammed, is there?

Haven't given the morality aspect of it a whole lot of thought. More concerned with the ramifications of the mechanics of it all.

I don't think God cares if you take it forcefully up the poop chute.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Now she says she wants me to wear a cowboy hat.

I think I'll have to put my foot down there. I'm not going to give her the satisfaction of a "Brokeback" moment.

 

[The Harlot]

Now she says she wants me to wear a cowboy hat.

I think I'll have to put my foot down there. I'm not going to give her the satisfaction of a "Brokeback" moment.

ROFL!!

 

[jack]

Now she says she wants me to wear a cowboy hat.

I think I'll have to put my foot down there. I'm not going to give her the satisfaction of a "Brokeback" moment.

If you put your foot down there, is that "footing" as opposed to "fisting"?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Would it be going too far, personally, if I told you she can fit both of her feet up my ass?

 

[The Harlot]

Would it be going too far, personally, if I told you she can fit both of her feet up my ass?

Dammit! Where are you hiding the booze?

All I see you drinking is water?

Ah, you must have some vodka stashed that I haven't seen yet.

:voodoo:

 

[jack]

MMMMMMMM Sole food!

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

At least the two of you seem to be well-matched...

She pitches, you catch...everyone's happy.

Just don't sell the video over the internet.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

She keeps hitting me for saying that some things hurt.

We'll settle this on the board, dear.

For all of you: isn't it normal for men to cry after they get anal sex?

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

I am deeply disturbed by the contents of this thread.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

How deep?

 

[The Harlot]

At least the two of you seem to be well-matched...

She pitches, you catch...everyone's happy.

Just don't sell the video over the internet.

How'd ya know we sell porn movies? Spy?

 

[The Harlot]

How deep?

The shit is deep, get your plastic snow shovel.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Deeply in the neck.

 

[LomiMonet]

Got any with Hindi dancers and chest-thupin'.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

 

[DarthSikle]

so what happened Cranky?? Did the fat ugly lady go to town on you?