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Let's have a moment here to talk about our greatest trolling adventures.

Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
Not to blow my own horn here but I once agitated an op type person on IRC so hard that he died of a coronary, which subsequently got me banned from the entire network.

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I don’t think I can beat that opening. Not even close. The best I can do is know I caused some people to rage quit and got banned a few times.
 
I guess I real life troll but just consider it business. I will tell someone (or a business) that I’m fully capable of wrecking them in ways they can’t even fathom (but I don’t go there without reason and I don’t make empty threats). If someone pisses me off IRL, I always know my legal standing, capabilities and resources. And I’m 100% sure that I’ll win.
It’s worked for me so far.
 
I don't know. I think my best was probably my first. Back in the ezboard days, mod forums were only protected by a password. If you had the password then you got in. So I just made an email that looked like a mod that hadn't logged in for awhile and emailed the TerranBBS staff to ask what the new password was. Someone finally sent it to me and TK had access to TerranBBS's mod forum for awhile after that.
 
Oh I don't know if this counts, but I was dating this girl who was going to be on one of the local news stations dressed up as the Easter Bunny, because it was Easter, and we got all stoned and had a few shots before she wandered over there in a bunny costume and I talked her into goosing the weatherman and rubbing his belly live on camera. The look on his face as she was fondling him was priceless, but he kinda kept his composure, aside from jumping about two feet off the stage when she tried to shove a furry finger up his ass.
 
Ya know who was easy to troll?

MissManners.

I know. I was shocked too. But I got seriously under her skin on at least two occasions. One was when I spread the word that I had a contract out on Cait and I wanted to see her bleed out in a gutter. Jenna, for some reason that was probably Sapphic in nature, came screaming out into the forums wanting to know who wanted Cait dead.

The second, and best time, was when I bullied her into letting me have a subforum devoted to White Supremacy. IIRC, it was called The Learned Elders of Honky, though she kept calling it TKKK. It happened, but she kept fucking with it, hiding it, and so forth. I once sent her something like 50+ PMs in one afternoon asking her what her fucking problem was and why she was keeping the White Man down. If she had any brain cells, she would have known it was a troll because one of the subforum members was DarthSikle... who is black. But I think she was so scared of FBI attention... again... that she ultimately canned it. I mean, the POTUS at that time was a jig, so... not totally unfounded. I had a lot of fun with that one.
 
I think he might be dead so I hesitate to speak of it but gawt damn, I could twist Gear up every which way. Just by calling him gay in one way or another. He’d ban me (where he could) and then unban me and then ban me again.
If he’s no longer around I hope he’s resting in peace. I didn’t expect him to be so sensitive about it but once I realized he was…it became irresistible to me to push that button with him. But generally, I had nothing against him (I don’t take online stuff very seriously) but I’m pretty sure he hated me, lol.
 
USUC said:
I think he might be dead so I hesitate to speak of it but gawt damn, I could twist Gear up every which way. Just by calling him gay in one way or another. He’d ban me (where he could) and then unban me and then ban me again.
If he’s no longer around I hope he’s resting in peace. I didn’t expect him to be so sensitive about it but once I realized he was…it became irresistible to me to push that button with him. But generally, I had nothing against him (I don’t take online stuff very seriously) but I’m pretty sure he hated me, lol.
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He dead. And he at one point or another hated everyone.

One of my best trolls was Troll Kingdom Radio.
 
One time Miss Manners gathered the lady trolls to invade MUGEN Infantry. She made them all go insane by posting "Is this place safe for ladies?". Then one of them was named "Karl" and I called him "hot Karl" every time he posted @ me, which he loved, until I presume he googled "hot Karl" or one of his buddies told him what it meant. He changed his username and never spoke to me again.
 
Cassie said:
One time Miss Manners gathered the lady trolls to invade MUGEN Infantry. She made them all go insane by posting "Is this place safe for ladies?". Then one of them was named "Karl" and I called him "hot Karl" every time he posted @ me, which he loved, until I presume he googled "hot Karl" or one of his buddies told him what it meant. He changed his username and never spoke to me again.
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Yeah, I had to look that one up. Regret.
 
One of my favorite trolling things was when some of the guys from Troll Valhalla (I think) maybe Bad Dog and his friends, would invade a forum and post pictures of poop. I loved it because it's harmless, everybody poops, but it drove people nuts.
 
jack said:
He dead. And he at one point or another hated everyone.

One of my best trolls was Troll Kingdom Radio.
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I miss @'Gear the crazy fuck, I would talk with him a real lot and miss having that option.

I've got hundreds of PM convos with him on this account.
 
Seph said:
I miss @'Gear the crazy fuck, I would talk with him a real lot and miss having that option.

I've got hundreds of PM convos with him on this account.
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Same. We talked a lot.

When we weren't arguing or fighting.
 
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