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Let's have a moment here to talk about our greatest trolling adventures.

I guess I real life troll but just consider it business. I will tell someone (or a business) that I’m fully capable of wrecking them in ways they can’t even fathom (but I don’t go there without reason and I don’t make empty threats). If someone pisses me off IRL, I always know my legal standing, capabilities and resources. And I’m 100% sure that I’ll win.
It’s worked for me so far.
 
I don't know. I think my best was probably my first. Back in the ezboard days, mod forums were only protected by a password. If you had the password then you got in. So I just made an email that looked like a mod that hadn't logged in for awhile and emailed the TerranBBS staff to ask what the new password was. Someone finally sent it to me and TK had access to TerranBBS's mod forum for awhile after that.
 
Oh I don't know if this counts, but I was dating this girl who was going to be on one of the local news stations dressed up as the Easter Bunny, because it was Easter, and we got all stoned and had a few shots before she wandered over there in a bunny costume and I talked her into goosing the weatherman and rubbing his belly live on camera. The look on his face as she was fondling him was priceless, but he kinda kept his composure, aside from jumping about two feet off the stage when she tried to shove a furry finger up his ass.
 
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