Make up more lies about Daniel Craig thread

[Gagh]

70) Stole all of Dan Ayckroyd's underwear

71) Played 'Postman's Knock' on Christopher Lee, forcing the elderly & nearly incapacitated veteran actor to ask 'Who is it' each time, only for Craig to run away giggling like Homer J Simpson

72) Ate Chyna's clit.

73) Planted the bomb in the plane on 'Neighbours'

74) Killed Hoffa

75) Was resposible for putting the Adamantium into Wolverine's bones.

 

[CaptainWacky]

76) It was his idea to have all those "cute" icons under our usernames.
77) Is of the Jewish faith.
78) Can't swim but loves to watch olympic swimming on tv.
79) Made out of glass.
80) Had sex with a turnip and it didn't even orgasm.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

81) Turned down the role of Stymie in the Our Gang comedies
82) Shot a man in Reno just to watch him sustain a superficial flesh wound and recover
83) Has tits made of chocolate cake
84) Used to perform oral sex on Whoopi Goldberg under her desk as the center square in Hollywood Squares
85) Did the same for Bruce Vilanch
86) Dud the same for Gilbert Gottfried, after which he was talked down from a ledge
87) Hates broccoli, except on JEWISH holidays
88 ) Wears fake eyebrows. No one knows why.

 

[curiousa2z]

Likes country music.
Started WW2.
Shot both Kennedys.
Invented lima beans.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

93) Will clean windshields for blow

 

[CaptainWacky]

He took his love and buried it in a hole six feet deep.

 

[Mentalist]

94) He walks like an egyptian.

 

[Conchaga]

We had passionate sex once.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

96) I downloaded Daniel and Greg having passionate sex once.

 

[CaptainWacky]

97) He's Anna Paquin's dentist.

 

[Mentalist]

98. He ate a box of sand and then punched Tony Hart in the dick.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

99. MENTY4ADMIN SO HE CAN KICK DANIEL CRAIG IN THE GONAD LOL

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHAT WILL #100 BE???? WILL IT BE THE BEST EVAR?????

 

[Mentalist]

100) Daniel Craig shoved a Seven of Nine action figure up Colm Meanys bum.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WE'RE FREEE!!!! WE'RE FREEEEE!!!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

TRIPPLE DIPPLE BONC~~~!~!~!~!~!~

 

[CaptainWacky]

101) He's fat.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

102) Doesn't believe in BONC.

 

[Gagh]

103) Helped a blind lady across the road BUT LEFT HER HALFWAY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

104) OMG HE TRIMS THE CRUSTS OFF HIS PB&J (jerky)