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All In With The Nuts
We're all West Wing fans. It's unavoidable.CaptainWacky said:
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Make up more lies about Daniel Craig thread
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
123) Gave Dennis Hopper a handjob behind the craft services table on the set of Easy Rider
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124) Regularly hires Polynesian midgets to dance in his enemies' backyards
125) Performed oral sex on a lamp post
126) Received oral sex FROM a lamp post
127) Is secretly Pat Buchanan in a cheap plastic mask
128) Will someday go back in time and be William Shakespeare's toilet boy
129) Has a butler named Renfrew, who regularly eats cats and then regurgitates them as food for a flock of three-legged mutant goslings
130) Likes to sneak into womens' restrooms dressed as The Shadow, and convince the ladies that he isn't in there with them.
131) Doesn't know that James Bond is a fictional character
132) Doesn't know that he himself ISN'T a fictional character
133)Calls on doctors three times a week and tries to convince them to administer ravioli enemas to themselves "for charity"
125) Performed oral sex on a lamp post
126) Received oral sex FROM a lamp post
127) Is secretly Pat Buchanan in a cheap plastic mask
128) Will someday go back in time and be William Shakespeare's toilet boy
129) Has a butler named Renfrew, who regularly eats cats and then regurgitates them as food for a flock of three-legged mutant goslings
130) Likes to sneak into womens' restrooms dressed as The Shadow, and convince the ladies that he isn't in there with them.
131) Doesn't know that James Bond is a fictional character
132) Doesn't know that he himself ISN'T a fictional character
133)Calls on doctors three times a week and tries to convince them to administer ravioli enemas to themselves "for charity"
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All In With The Nuts
134) Dated Cher's old skin for 3 months
135) Writes really bad Harry/Ron slashfic under the name "Craigslistless"
136) Only eats buttered squash on Sundays "because of God"
137) Conceals his large pendulous tits with duct tape, which toughens the nipples more than nursing did
138 ) Under Special Skills on his resume, he lists "chimney sweep"
139) Has an unnatural fear of bats...and deoderant
140) Got pulled over for erratic driving...in Boston
135) Writes really bad Harry/Ron slashfic under the name "Craigslistless"
136) Only eats buttered squash on Sundays "because of God"
137) Conceals his large pendulous tits with duct tape, which toughens the nipples more than nursing did
138 ) Under Special Skills on his resume, he lists "chimney sweep"
139) Has an unnatural fear of bats...and deoderant
140) Got pulled over for erratic driving...in Boston
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141) Plans to saw off Sky Mangel's tits with a rusty blade.