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Men, in general, are stupid

I did my part, you do yours.
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I do believe we have what's commonly referred to as an agreement!
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Ayup. You know, I really don't get what's supposed to be so difficult about this man-woman stuff.

I did my part, you do yours.
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lol, what am I, a 12-years-old gamer chick? Real cash, real tits. Nothing more, nothing less.
 
For some reason, whenever I'm delusional and convinced that there's someone or something plotting against me, it always ends up being babies in the end, whole herds of them, like how in Scooby-Doo it's always some old rich dude in a monster costume.

I think it might be a message from my subconscious about the importance of safe sex?
 
It's this damn mortal coil.

Both my kids were accidents. A fact I make a point to remind them of. Keeps them from being self-righteous, entitled little fucks.
 
^Finally. I've been waiting for days now that someone other than me asks that question. (Heheh, I am totally going to pull a "hey, isn't it obvious" once he replied).

For some reason, whenever I'm delusional and convinced that there's someone or something plotting against me, it always ends up being babies in the end, whole herds of them, like how in Scooby-Doo it's always some old rich dude in a monster costume.

I think it might be a message from my subconscious about the importance of safe sex?
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Well, actually, it's a message from your subconscious that, indeed, herds of babies are plotting against you.
 
Ily sez-

lol, you're such a great and thoughtful father...
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Speaking of which - There's a standing offer in my house that if anyone at anytime decides they want to prank me or play a practical joke of some sort they should feel free to bring it full power and expect to suffer the consequences.

Strangely enough no one has seen fit.
 
Well, at least we've got the important bit out of the way.
Ily, I salute you. It's always a pleasure to meet a woman who isn't afraid to admit she'd show her tits for cash.
 
Anyone who would accept money from me to have sex with me is a real trooper. Present company excluded of course. Or included as the case may be.
 
Sir Sacrifyx said:
Well, at least we've got the important bit out of the way.
Ily, I salute you. It's always a pleasure to meet a woman who isn't afraid to admit she'd show her tits for cash.
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What can I say - my mom taught me to live a life of virtue.

Fortunately, honesty is the only one I can still remember.
 
I always learned to be trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent, and flashing your tits for money is at least ten out of the twelve. The last two you can work on later, maybe find a priest or something.
 
See, that's why I like men in general. You tell them to pay to see your tits, and they call you a saint.

The last two you can work on later, maybe find a priest or something.
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And there it is - another reason why priests should be exterminated before it's too late.
 
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