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eloisel

eloisel

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Well, I've been scarce around here and it is for good reasons.

Recently returned from the latest writer's workshop in Austin. I'm used to a better response to my work than the one I received this year. Disappointed that the critiques centered more on my research than on my story. I hadn't prepared to give a history lecture during my response to the critiques but managed to come up with quite a good one even though it was spur of the moment. Comes from knowing my subject.

Finished another class - 106 on the final exam, 102 for the class. Yeah me. Two more weeks in another class, then my last 10 week class begins mid-September to finish the program. I'm glad to see the light at the end of this tunnel!

My performance evaluation for this year is stellar. It is so good my job is being reclassified and I'm getting a substantial raise. Yahoo!

The neighbors cat walked into my house again the other day, then delivered six kittens. Why she braves the big dogs and my cats, which she does not get along with, to have her babies here is beyond me. They are all healthy, good looking kittens.

My old dog had a stroke last Tuesday morning. He has required some major extra care. We upped his pain meds, kept him hyrdrated on the inside and dry on the outside, and, with the exception of a few stressed out episodes, he's been resting comfortably. Every night for the past few nights, though, I thought he was going to pass. Taking him to the vet to have him put to sleep is pretty much out of the question. First, he is still over 150 pounds. As it is, I can only carry him for a few feet before I have to lay him down. Anybody else picks him up and he starts having a fit. Then there would be getting him into the car, if I got him that far, and keeping him on the seat and not falling into the floorboard if I got him into the car. Today he appears to be recovering. He is eating a little bit and has been able to get up and move around some. He is able to take his meds on his own without me having to grind them up and administer them to him against his will. Although dogs have a good recovery rate from strokes, I don't think he'll fully recover his mobility and will require extra maintenance to upgrade his quality of life, but it isn't anything I can't or won't do. Only time will tell in this event.

Life, death, drama ...my news. Oh, and by the way, free kittens to GOOD homes.
 
Thanks for the update eloisel. Good to hear from you. Cute kittens, how sweet! Hope your dog is feeling better.
 
I mean, shouldn't people with freaky, ugly tits be proud of their freaky, ugly tits? Could be an opportunity to advertise them, audition perhaps, for a part in a carnival sideshow. A career with lots of social contact and paid travel.
 
FBI parte due said:
Oh dear.

Have you seen the kind of titties he posts? Do you have any idea what you've just visited upon us?
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True.
He wouldn't want to see my firm little perky titties with nipples that point to the sky.
 
RWC said:
If you knew what eloisel looked like you'd ask her to keep them covered. Uff.
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Don't you ever tire of being an asshole?

If you knew what I looked like you'd realize what an utter twit you are when you write things like "so obese shops at Walmart for cullotes." Maybe that describes your mommy but I'm not her. If I were, you'd be a case ripe for retroactive abortion.

Now, run along little RWC, you are boring me with your same, old, tired drivel. Take a vacation and see if you can't recharge your batteries and come up with something new, maybe even original - if it is possible for a miniscule brain such as yourself to come up with something original. How do you keep from boring yourself to death?
 
eloisel said:
Don't you ever tire of being an asshole?
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I maybe an asshole, but you're still Gay.

If you knew what I looked like you'd realize what an utter twit you are when you write things like "so obese shops at Walmart for cullotes." Maybe that describes your mommy but I'm not her. If I were, you'd be a case ripe for retroactive abortion.
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The middle aged fat lady tried to make a funny. She failed.

Retroactive abortion... is that anything like the time you left your daughter in the toilet of a truck stop?

Now, run along little RWC, you are boring me with your same, old, tired drivel. Take a vacation and see if you can't recharge your batteries and come up with something new, maybe even original - if it is possible for a miniscule brain such as yourself to come up with something original. How do you keep from boring yourself to death?
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I remember not that long ago you described yourself as terrified and me as a stalker. You made yourself seem like this pathetic mouse of a woman, and told all that would listen that you felt you were in danger of me, "crossing the line" and all, trying to get me banned. You failed. I'm still here.

Why don't you go and tell all those who felt sorry for you how your a card-carrying member of the republican party, or how you feel that Africa is responsible for Africa's plight, you know, blaming the victim.

Maybe you should spend some more time in your writers workshop until you develop some style. Instead of trying to sound like some well-rounded, well traveled intellectual stick to what you know. Hopping from trailer park to trailer park in the lower 48 does not make you well traveled.

Btw- It's spelled "minuscule", stupid.
 
RWC said:
I maybe an asshole, but you're still Gay.
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What a witless wonder you are. Yes, I'm still Gay. Have been all my life and will forever be. You're stupid enough to try and make something of it.

The middle aged fat lady tried to make a funny. She failed.
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Brat, I'm not middle aged. I'm old. You will never have the pleasure of knowing what that means.

Retroactive abortion... is that anything like the time you left your daughter in the toilet of a truck stop?
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Is that what your mommy did to you? Leave you in the john at the truck stop? Was she terribly disappointed when you made your way home anyway?

I remember not that long ago you described yourself as terrified and me as a stalker. You made yourself seem like this pathetic mouse of a woman, and told all that would listen that you felt you were in danger of me, "crossing the line" and all, trying to get me banned. You failed. I'm still here.
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You should re-read what I wrote - and this time, try for comprehension.

Why don't you go and tell all those who felt sorry for you how your a card-carrying member of the republican party, or how you feel that Africa is responsible for Africa's plight, you know, blaming the victim.
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I've made no apologies for being a Republican. I believe it was your good buddy Rattles that has all the problems with Africa. He has charts, graphs, and diagrams too. As big a turd as he is, at least he is creative. Something you sorely lack.

Maybe you should spend some more time in your writers workshop until you develop some style. Instead of trying to sound like some well-rounded, well traveled intellectual stick to what you know. Hopping from trailer park to trailer park in the lower 48 does not make you well traveled.
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Again you write about trailer parks. Reminds me of something you previously wrote - about the thing a person harps on the most being their deep psychological problem. Do trailer homes frighten you? Why is that?

Btw- It's spelled "minuscule", stupid.
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Proved my point. Miniscule is an accepted variant in spelling and it still means tiny - as in your itty, bitty, tiny, extra-miniscule brain.

For future reference, making cracks about me being old doesn't bother me. I've survived a great deal to get to this age and I'm quite proud of my accomplishment. Furthermore, I'm a violinist and a swimmer - I'm probably in far better shape than you. It is easy enough to know I excel you intellectually as you believe education ends when a person reaches a quantity of years such as 24 years of age. An intelligent person knows that no matter how much you know, there is always more to learn. The fact that you are not open to continued education, which will leave you forever stuck in a rut, proves you are boring. Now I know why you fear trailer homes so much. That is your future. Your old, fat drunk butt parked in front of the TV, barbecue stains down the front of your soiled undershirt, living on minimum wage because you believe you are too old to learn new things. Now I pity you.
 
So funny. I suggest Gay keep her beaver-tails covered and she launches into a dissertation about how she wishes I'd never return, retroactive abortions, how healthy and educated she believes herself to be.

RWC: Cover your saggy tits.

eloisel: I'm going to take back the night!

I've yet to take off the kiddie gloves and you're swinging from the fences. Sounds like you need to relax. Go. Take out your dentures, put some Crisco on those gums and go please a man; you know, make yourself feel needed.

What's also funny is your attempting to employ psychology references as though they'll make you sound smarter. It's funny because you fail. It's some shit you've heard first-hand on a couch in your shrinks' office; you know, that place you've been going since 1986 in attempting to take back your sanity, and now you bring your only frame of reference to a message board on the internet.

At this juncture I will address your accusations, since they're the only serious part of your post:

RWC said:

I remember not that long ago you described yourself as terrified and me as a stalker. You made yourself seem like this pathetic mouse of a woman, and told all that would listen that you felt you were in danger of me, "crossing the line" and all, trying to get me banned. You failed. I'm still here.

To which eloisel replied:

You should re-read what I wrote - and this time, try for comprehension.

Lets do that.

What does one do when they discover they have an online stalker?

I think this person is very likely extremely heinous... I think this person is also extremely deranged...

RWC went to another board I post on, found my daughter's real name and used it over here to taunt me. That constitutes stalking to me.

Considering the trouble he had to go to to get that information, though, I don't know how much further he intends to take this. He's definitely crossed a line.
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eloisel, how many medications are you currently taking? I mean between your paranoia, memory lapses and psychotic ramblings almost every thing you post is a cry for help. I seriously recommend not going to boards with "troll" in the title as a means of a support group. Seriously. I'm almost starting to feel guilty laughing at you. Almost.

eloisel said:

I believe it was your good buddy Lord Raffles that has all the problems with Africa. He has charts, graphs, and diagrams too. As big a turd as he is, at least he is creative. Something you sorely lack.

Oh dear. Sorry, the charts and graphs were all mine. I suggest you re-read what I wrote - and this time, try for comprehension.

And for the record, these are your words:

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The United States has already provided $1.4 billion to Africa this year through the United Nations and separately pledged $15 billion to fight AIDS in Africa over the next decade.
The United States supports debt cancellation and is the world leader in terms of African aid. U.S. senators from Left to Right are supporting the G-8, and Bush's bid to wipe out some $40 to $56 billion worth of the poorest countries' debts.
Bush also called for the settlement of wars in Africa, and said America would train 40,000 African peacekeepers.
Bush called for a $1.2 billion US effort to cut deaths from malaria in Africa by half over five years.
Bush proposed doubling US spending to $400 million on initiatives to promote the education of girls in Africa and said he wanted Congress to approve $55 million over three years to improve legal protections for women in Africa against violence and sexual abuse.
Bush has already trebled aid to Africa since coming to office, and that will double again by 2010.
And, if you want to blame somebody for Africa's plight, you might start with blaming Africa.
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Poor eloisel. Right out of the mid-life crisis, right into the hot flashes. I honest-to-god pity you.



 
Your posts are more telling all the time.
You have a fear of trailer homes.
Your mother abandoned you in a truck stop toilet.
You remove your dentures, put grease on your gums, then pleasure men to feel useful.
You've been seeing a shrink since 1986 and are heavily medicated.
You are a stalker
You are self-absorbed and have an inferiority complex

The post you attributed to me regarding "blaming Africa for Africa's plight" is yours. Mildly interesting that you are projecting.

It is also very telling that I attributed your visual aids to Rattles. While you may have been interesting at one time, even though you were a turd, you've devolved into this crap you've been posting forever: "gay, fag, gay, fag, gay, fag, gay, fag, gay, fag." Must be a side effect of the drugs you're on. Do you drool while you type those three-letter responses over, and over, and over, and over, and over again?

Ha - you ended your post with yet again some unoriginal slur about my age that does not apply. I'm past hot flashes.

If you want to be a troll, take some lessons from those that know how to troll. Example: Grandtheftcow, CoyoteUgly/Tom Sawyer, RobL, and DarthSickle. They invade, divide - half the members love them and half the members hate them - then conquer. It has been a year or more since they invaded another board and that board still talks about the experience. Your style, on the other hand, no one would care when you are booted out on your ass and they'd forget you the minute you are gone.
 
Now, back to my news.

The old dog is doing better. He started eating again. Gave him a choice - a liquid diet of Ensure or his favorite canned dog food. He sniffed the Ensure, licked up some of it, then scarfed up the bowl of wet dog food. He is still weak but he insists on getting down the hallway to the communal water bucket then returning to the other end of the hallway to lay down on his bedding. He has to drink out of the bowl of water just for him by his bed when he returns but at least he has a goal. He isn't stressing out anymore. He seems to know we're here to help him through this time - we'll clean up his mess and not yell at him, help him stand and walk, flip him over when he falls down on the side he has trouble getting up from. I think he is liking all the attention - brushing, hand feeding, lots and lots of petting. The cats are curling back up with him, too, and he likes them sleeping with him. Now I've got to find one of those dog carts for his back and front end so he can get around easier.
 
Hi eloisel. Nice to see you are still around.

I'd take a kitten, but whenever I try to get one they say I'm not a good home. Something about them not liking the fact that I'm going to take it to my Korean friend to cook for me. (Just ask Shalamar lol )

I'm thinking that next time I try to get one, I'll just be a bit less truthful. People always say that I'm too truthful, to a fault.
 
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