The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
"Pretty near, but not yet, Huck. The writing says they are if he ain't back here to breakfast."
1. They mocked the badlands and nobody rose up to defend it. Not even Dual, the hypocrite who raised all that hype before about going to war.
2. TK's been pretty boring lately. We're here to start drama, start a riot, and piss people off to make it more interesting and fun. It's not called "Troll Kingdom" for nothing ya know. Drama makes teh TK go 'round.
Please, get laid. Please. I'll even chip in for it.We are not the heros TK wants, we are the heros TK needs.
Please, get laid. Please. I'll even chip in for it.
So guys, are we getting him a man, woman, or tranny, to combine the best of both worlds?