Neil!!!

[S. SaDiablo]

I'm wondering...

Since you're both the same person now...Can I get a two for the price of one deal?

 

[Gagh]

Cow's a fucking moron.

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OMG COOTIES

 

[jack]

My favorite role of Andre's is in Princess Bride. But he was my hero in Vince McMahons original wrestling show.

 

[Neil]

Andre died during childbirth.

They couldn't get the "jaws of life" and the crane in place for the c-section in time.

Terry Bollea wept.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

I'm wondering...

Since you're both the same person now...Can I get a two for the price of one deal?

NO.

I'm property of Love Child anyway, remember?

 

[Gagh]

I saw a really poorly shot match of him wrestling Gorilla Monsoon in the late 70's, in Puerto Rico, I think. It was outside, and a thunderstorm had drenched the ring, so they were wrestling on the outside. They both had boxing gloves, so it was a sorta boxing match. It was ultimaltely very entertaining, watching Monsoon take comedy bumps into puddles.

 

[S. SaDiablo]

Fine, I'll just take your Neil persona.

 

[Neil]

NO.

I'm property of Love Child anyway, remember?

^That doesn't sound like something I'd say!

Always accentuate the positive, me!

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Cow's a fucking moron.

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*throws up, grabs tranquilizer gun*

Dude, start running. GAGH! I found you a new playtoy for tonight!

 

[Neil]

Fine, I'll just take your Neil persona.

I hope you're ok with PEZ candy and kink.

 

[Gagh]

We need more steel chairs in here.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

What you do with jack's unconcious body and a steel chair is none of my concern.

 

[Neil]

FUCK. YES.

I'm down, Gagh.

And Mighty Midgets, blood capsules, and Andy Kaufman.

 

[Gagh]

What you do with jack's unconcious body and a steel chair is none of my concern.

Fine. It's your wood-chipper.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

Fine. It's your wood-chipper.

It's still under warranty.

 

[Neil]

I have decided I would like to rent a midget, buy an organ grinder and have him perform on the corner for tips and awkward sidelong glances.

 

[jack]

I saw a really poorly shot match of him wrestling Gorilla Monsoon in the late 70's, in Puerto Rico, I think. It was outside, and a thunderstorm had drenched the ring, so they were wrestling on the outside. They both had boxing gloves, so it was a sorta boxing match. It was ultimaltely very entertaining, watching Monsoon take comedy bumps into puddles.

I remember when he did a match with George "The Animal" Steele. At one point Steele was gnawing on his forehead and blood was pouring all over everything.

 

[Neil]

That wasn't blood. It was love.

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

By the way, I would like to credit the inspiration for this thread to the letters S, B, and V.

 

[Neil]

I just wanna thank me mum.