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I don't do drama dillhole. Now rush right up Valhalla's ass, wouldn't want to get clean or use that silly brain God gave you. ;)
 
Laker_Girl said:
Blah-biddy-blah-blah-blah.

I don't do drama dillhole. Now rush right up Valhalla's ass, wouldn't want to get clean or use that silly brain God gave you. ;)
Everything you post screams highschool.

"LIKE ZOMG I'M SOOOO HOT BOYS HOOTED AT ME TODAY AND, LIKE, IT WAS COOL Y'KNOW????!!!!??!?!?!?!?!"

:roll:

Get over yourself. So people/you think you're good looking. Great. I'm sure that requires extenisive brain usage and I'm sure that it benefits the world.

I suggest that you get your facts straight, too. I'm not from Valhalla. I actually just registered there yesterday.
 
That's because the idea of posting with women who aren't little girls may finally be more than just an aspiration.

Congratulations Mr Groping, you've learned to squeeze the base at last.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Two van loads of high school baseball players waving and blowing you kisses.

At nearly 34, that just made me feel like the queen of the world.


Rumour has it, they were also amateur palaeontologists.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I know.

34 is old? That's news to me.
You're well on your way to the saggy tits, bad back, cranky, walker-toting years. I've got another 15, 20 years before I have to start worrying about that.

Your life is nearly half over. I've yet to truly begin mine. If anyone should be going on about their looks, it should be me, because I'm not expected to know that people on the internets don't give a shit about things like that. Alas, I'm not a dumb fucking cunt, so I attempt to keep my mouth shut about things people don't care about.
 
Cacophony said:
You're well on your way to the saggy tits, bad back, cranky, walker-toting years.

Looking forward to it. All this working out and eating right shit is for the birds.

I've got another 15, 20 years before I have to start worrying about that.

Your age is evident, there was no need to put a number on it Sweetie. ;)

Your life is nearly half over. I've yet to truly begin mine.

You could have just said, "I don't know anything but like all children I think I do." Same thing.

And HALF OVER! Surely I'll live past 68 and if I'm not then I need to be eating a whole lot less fruits and vegetables and a whole lot more Girl Scout Cookies.

If anyone should be going on about their looks, it should be me,

Let's see it hot stuff! WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!

...I'm not expected to know that people on the internets don't give a shit about things like that.

True, how else would uglies get dates? Good point youngen, there is hope for your kind.

Internets.

Alas, I'm not a dumb fucking cunt,

Now that's just not true and don't let anyone ever tell you differently. :bigass:

so I attempt to keep my mouth shut about things people don't care about.

And yet you posted this.

If you're not from Vallhalla you might as well be and furthermore, I don't care.
 
Laker Girl, you've totally changed my life's perspective.

When I'm 34 I totally want to be just like you! That's it! Screw this making the world a better place bullshit, your life is like, totally much better than what I have planned! I mean, gawd, who needs to get married and have a family? Who needs to have a full time job trying to help people?? I can just like, tell people how hot I am online and watch the drool over me! LOL that's the life!


Yes, I'm young. 18, as a matter of fact. And yes, I'm trolling around the internet, just like you are. But the main difference between us is that I have an expected amount of free time to blow between classes. I have no expected obligations. However, when I'm 34, I don't plan to use the internet for anything other than checking the weather and my email. I plan to have a family, a job. I plan to be a contributing member to society.

And honey, I don't ever feel the need to show pictures of myself. If I talk to a person for long enough, they'll get them. It doesn't mean I'm insecure about myself, it means that I'm not a conceited attention whore.
 
Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use that term loosley with you clowns), here is the stunningly beautiful Laker_Girl!

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Cacophony said:
Laker Girl, you've totally changed my life's perspective.

Look at me not givin' a shit, woooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I'm 34 I totally want to be just like you! That's it! Screw this making the world a better place bullshit, your life is like, totally much better than what I have planned!

Oh. My. God. You're one of them. The very, very first thing you need to know about Laker_Girl is that I absolutely, positively don't give a flying fuck about anything but me and mine. It's real, it's Republican, it's who I am.

Go hug a tree.

I mean, gawd, who needs to get married and have a family?

I have absolutely no need to get married and raise a family...I already raise my niece and nephew, who by the way are both on honor roll, big ups to them, W00t! And I'll get married when I find the perfect man for me such as my boyfriend. If we get married soon, great, if it takes a few more years I'm cool with that. Having a husband won't "complete me", I'm complete just the way I am.

Who needs to have a full time job trying to help people??

Not me, that's for fuckin' sure.

I can just like, tell people how hot I am online and watch the drool over me! LOL that's the life!

Me being hot is a fact, there's nothing I can do about. Why so bitter? Are you unattractive? Poor thing.

Yes, I'm young. 18, as a matter of fact. And yes, I'm trolling around the internet, just like you are. But the main difference between us is that I have an expected amount of free time to blow between classes. I have no expected obligations. However, when I'm 34, I don't plan to use the internet for anything other than checking the weather and my email. I plan to have a family, a job. I plan to be a contributing member to society.

If only I could find my brownie badges.

You don't even know if you're going to be 34, you could get cancer or hit by a bus so those are just hopes and dreams of a very young person. Your goals and dreams change as you get older, just remember I said it and chuckle when you find out I was right.

And honey, I don't ever feel the need to show pictures of myself.

Want to make sure the personality is what they're after huh?

It doesn't mean I'm insecure about myself, it means that I'm not a conceited attention whore.

No one believes you're as hot as you say you are unless you post your picture and since I'm purdy I've got no problem posting my picture, I've done it many times here. I'm not conceited Sweetie, I'm beautiful, never doubted it, never will.

As for being an attention whore? It's not whoring, learn that, I command attention because I know I deserve it. It's YOUR choice to give it to me or not. If I disgust you, walk away, it's that simple.
 
I know I shouldn't respond to any of this because that's what bottom feeders like you want. But sometimes I just can't contain my disdain for the immaturity of those who are supposed to be older and wiser than me, so I say something.

But yet, I'm not going to walk away. I'm a troll honey, I know walking away is the same thing as conceding. And I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of thinking that you beat me when in actuality if you had half a brain you'd suck it up and take what I'm saying as possible truths. I don't disagree with questioning everything and anything, but at least I try to at least consider what the other person has said, regardless of whether or not I agree with them.

I don't know what being a Republican has to do with anything though. I'm a registered Republican. Whoop de doo?
 
Cacophony said:
I know I shouldn't respond to any of this because that's what bottom feeders like you want. But sometimes I just can't contain my disdain for the immaturity of those who are supposed to be older and wiser than me, so I say something.

This is a website, don't be so foolish as to believe that everything you read is everything there is. The fact that you have any disdain what-so-ever is proof positive you are not a troll.

But yet, I'm not going to walk away. I'm a troll honey, I know walking away is the same thing as conceding.

More proof that you are not a troll. If I walk away and don't bother to respond it means you aren't getting to me, getting to me is trolling. I'm not a troll and I've managed to troll you. You can't walk away.

And I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of thinking that you beat me

Every person that has ever tried to troll me has either left or tried to make nice, you'll be no exception, I guarantee it.

when in actuality if you had half a brain you'd suck it up and take what I'm saying as possible truths.

LMAO!!! You're 18 and Sweetheart, I've been your age, you haven't been mine. There are a great, great, GREAT many things I know that you don't simply because I'm older. You will though and again, remember this and chuckle when you realize I was right.

I don't disagree with questioning everything and anything, but at least I try to at least consider what the other person has said, regardless of whether or not I agree with them.

You're you and I'm me and that's what keeps this great big world spinning around.

I don't know what being a Republican has to do with anything though. I'm a registered Republican. Whoop de doo?

Whoop dee doo, indeed.
 
I actually considered apologizing for being somewhat of a bitch yesterday. I was running on little sleep and hocked up on cold medicine. Normally, I wouldn't have even bothered engaging you in any kind of discussion because I know people like you aren't open to any kind of criticism. But I'm not going to apologize because I've said nothing wrong.

You are older than me. You're more experienced than me. I know this, and I accept that fact. However, that doesn't mean that you're more sensible than me. I have much to learn in life, I know this. The funny thing is, you still have things to learn too.

It also amazes me that you missed the fact that I'm not trolling you. I merely said that I'm a troll, I never mentioned a thing about trolling you. My trolling style is much different from reasonably discussing things with people. If I was trolling you, I'd throw in a few more cunts, fucks, and stupid douchebags. My swearing in my posts have been my natural dialogue, I've been swearing too much lately.
 
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