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Big Dick McGee said:
^^^If you'd bothered to read any of Laker_Girl's posts, you'd see that in addtion to being stunningly beautiful, she's intelligent, articulate, confident, extremely knowledgeable, and damned funny.

She's a wonderful, intelligent woman, her incredible beauty is just a bonus.

And I like how you say "more going for me than my good looks". Post your picture or STFU; until you do, I will assume you're a fat chick. FATTIE!!
And I never said any less.

My last post was not really aimed toward anyone, it was a generalization of something I've noticed in the people that I've met.

You'll notice that I never commented on the picture that was posted. One, because I wasn't going to just assume that it was her. And two, because I'm not going to critique someone else when I have no intention of publically posting my own picture. Read one of my above posts as to why.

I also don't plan on shutting the fuck up anytime soon. I've decided that I like it here, so get used to it, or ignore me.
 
I find her posts boring and pretentious, her knowledge base utterly pedestrian, her intellect as well as her looks supremely average and I've yet to read anything in her posts even remotely humorous.

So, what's her hook in you, BigDick? Does she swallow?
 
She looks like any other chick off the street. Not gorgeous. Not hideous. *shrug*

Great self-confidence though....if perhaps a bit lacking in the modesty department.
 
The Watcher said:
She looks like any other chick off the street. Not gorgeous. Not hideous. *shrug*

Great self-confidence though....if perhaps a bit lacking in the modesty department.

Yeah, I was trying to be nice. I had heard she was this gorgeous goddess but her pics were at best average. Thus my photogenic comment.

Sure riled them up. :meh:
 
Laker_Girl said:
Two van loads of high school baseball players waving and blowing you kisses.

At nearly 34, that just made me feel like the queen of the world.

You stupid cunt, they were looking at this:

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She was behind you dumbfuck.
 
Laker_Girl said:
And so it goes, the absolutely predictable behavior of boys that spend unbelievable amounts of time on line because why? Their Playboy Bunny girlfriends are busy at Heff's place?

Say whatever you like about my attractiveness or lack there of, in your opinion but the fact is I posted my picture, I know I'm beautiful and anything you nerds have to say means jack on top of a steaming, fresh pile of shit.

So post your pictures uglies, let me be the judge. Unlike you, I'm not so insecure and afraid of being completely moded that I'd be dishonest, if you're attractive, I'll be happy to tell you.

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I've seen pics of LG (two anyway that are supposedly her)

She's a total MILF. Mostly legs too.
 
Well thanks jack.

I'm not modest because I don't have to be.

And Gurk, um hello Pot? That aside, BDM knows me personally, I don't invest a great deal of time trying to impress a bunch of nerds online, I'm soooo, terribly sorry.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Two van loads of high school baseball players waving and blowing you kisses.

At nearly 34, that just made me feel like the queen of the world.

You're making yourself out to be a ho.


..but anyway, which one of them did you masturbate to later.
(I don't really need to know, but I am curious.)
 
I'm sitting in my car, looking as gorgeous as always and some boys want to let me know it's going unnoticed and I'm a ho? You're such a nigger Daystrom. :roll:
 
Cacophony said:
Yes, I'm young. 18, as a matter of fact. And yes, I'm trolling around the internet, just like you are. But the main difference between us is that I have an expected amount of free time to blow between classes. I have no expected obligations. However, when I'm 34, I don't plan to use the internet for anything other than checking the weather and my email. I plan to have a family, a job. I plan to be a contributing member to society.

You mean, because I'm 28 with a job, but no children, I'm just wasting my time on the internet when I could be barefoot and pregnant? Half the time I'm on the web is when I'm at work. I am not a contributing member of society, nor will I ever be.

And I enjoy it when total strangers give me thumbs up signs. I'm no goddess, but apparently I've got something they like.
 
Tisiphone said:
You mean, because I'm 28 with a job, but no children, I'm just wasting my time on the internet when I could be barefoot and pregnant? Half the time I'm on the web is when I'm at work. I am not a contributing member of society, nor will I ever be.

And I enjoy it when total strangers give me thumbs up signs. I'm no goddess, but apparently I've got something they like.
Yep.
 
Tisiphone said:
Yep what?
To your question.

You mean, because I'm 28 with a job, but no children, I'm just wasting my time on the internet when I could be barefoot and pregnant?

Not to that extent, but you've got the general idea.

So... yep.
 
Oh shit.. I'M WASTING MY VALUABLE TIME ON THE INTERNETS WHEN i COULD BE MAKING BABIES!!!

I don't want to make babies and I don't want to spend my time doing something worthwhile.. just want to spam cause I like canned ham yes ma'am don't give a damn never ate lamb BAM!!!

HI!!!
 
Cassie said:
Oh shit.. I'M WASTING MY VALUABLE TIME ON THE INTERNETS WHEN i COULD BE MAKING BABIES!!!

I don't want to make babies and I don't want to spend my time doing something worthwhile.. just want to spam cause I like canned ham yes ma'am don't give a damn never ate lamb BAM!!!

HI!!!
Spam is good! :D
 
^^Yep, said the same thing about 20 posts ago. Youth truly is wasted on the young, I don't have the energy to give a shit anymore...And hell I don't even have one of the energy, money, blood suckers running around, a.k.a. children.
 
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