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Occupy

just one question mr paranoid sir, what's the diff between whomever is texting you compared to the consistent jack persona?

You're an expert?

No, me.
 
You count on the fact that no suspicion can substantiated to any degree. That any people's willingness to be ruffled by your parlor tricks.

So smart yet you didn't think of how flat it would fall if you tried it with someone who doesn't care?

I notice you didn't re when I asked you about your topix bait. Computer skilz indeed.
 
It's not my Topix bait, dipshit.

You've been had yet again.

I had MUCH higher expectations of you. Glad I know what level you're REALLY playing at, amateur.
 
You've been SCREAMING at flag (and taunting Cody) to do whatever.

Roll in shit, get spattered with it, I always say. Don't blame me for your indiscretions ever again, idiot.
 
I'm sure glad this didn't turn ugly like I was afraid it would...

It involves Jack.

Fuck did you think was going to happen? He's the drama queen of this beloved kingdom.

Riddle me this: what do you do when your life reaches a low point and you need something to occupy your mind/day/time?

Go start shit with people. Drama queen.

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Riddle me this: what do you do when your life reaches a low point and you need something to occupy your mind/day/time?

Stalk internet posters from board to board and spam out their karma comments? Because I totally see you working it, sister.
 
Jacklerchat? What-what?

Riddle me this: Who harassed me within four minutes of posting after rarely ever posting?

LOLOLOL. NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND JACK! CAUSE HE DOES NO WRONG! LOLOLOL

Sit down, lapdog. You're just too cute.
 
lol you don't know me very well, do you jib? I hated Jack before it was fashionable, dumbass. Our friendship is based on years of emnity that led to grudging respect and an eventual olive branch...and a magical kiss, but perhaps I've said too much.

You Haventards swear up and down that Jack is nowhere near the supertroll he pretends to be, without ever realizing that's the fucking joke. He's convinced all of you that he's fifteen feet tall, belches brimstone and shits the flaming remains of dead puppies he ate for breakfast, all by barely lifting a finger. You know why jack swoops in on internet drama and claims credit for shit he didn't actually do?

Because it works on guys like you every. fucking. time. Your ongoing paroxysms are proof of that.
 
lol you don't know me very well, do you jib? I hated Jack before it was fashionable, dumbass. Our friendship is based on years of emnity that led to grudging respect and an eventual olive branch...and a magical kiss, but perhaps I've said too much.

You Haventards swear up and down that Jack is nowhere near the supertroll he pretends to be, without ever realizing that's the fucking joke. He's convinced all of you that he's fifteen feet tall, belches brimstone and shits the flaming remains of dead puppies he ate for breakfast, all by barely lifting a finger. You know why jack swoops in on internet drama and claims credit for shit he didn't actually do?

Because it works on guys like you every. fucking. time. Your ongoing paroxysms are proof of that.

I'm still quite a topic of conversation at Retard Haven as a result of that little thing you mention. Haven't posted there in weeks now, but get mentioned almost daily.

Probably won't turn out as well as the Commie troll did but then again, these are retards we're talking about, not comic book geeks.
 
Back on topic:

POLICE IN BOSTON arrested over 50 protesters at the Occupy Boston movement for allegedly trespassing when moving to a second site overnight from their original encampment on the city’s Dewey Square.


Hundreds of students took to the streets yesterday in support of the movement, calling on the government to “Fund education, not corporations”.


The Boston Phoenix reports that a group of US war veterans who had joined the movement complained of police brutality when being moved from the demonstrations later yesterday. The Phoenix posted this video of the unrest last night:


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The leaderless movement inspired by the Arab Spring uprisings and calling for “democracy not corporatocracy” has been spreading from its New York base near Wall Street to other US cities, with similar demonstrations taking place in San Francisco, Seattle, Los Angeles, Honolulu and Washington DC.


An Irish demonstration mirroring the US movement has entered its fourth consecutive day today and is based outside the Central Bank on Dublin’s Dame Street.
Four weeks into the Occupy Wall Street protests in New York and the costs of policing the demonstrations are adding up for the NYPD.


The police force has already spent $1.9 million, much of which went on overtime pay, in patrolling the area around Zuccotti Park in downtown Manhattan, where hundreds of people have based their protest camp.


New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who last week called on city agencies to cut their budgets, said yesterday that “the bottom line is that people want to express themselves, and as long as they obey the laws, we allow them to”.


The NYPD has also been accused of police brutality in coping with the demonstrations, and recently launched an internal investigation into into an incident in which an officer pepper-sprayed female protesters apparently without provocation.


The movement has so far generated the support of filmmaker Michael Moore, philosopher and critical theorist Slavoj Zizek, Kanye West, Russell Simmons and the Reverend Al Sharpton.


The Occupy Wall Street demonstrators say they are not planning to pack up any time soon and are in for the long haul.
 
I always wondered about people who spell out "OMG."

Oh em gee.
Oh my God.

Same number of letters. Not like you're saving time or text space.
And everyone knows that the "g" is supposed to stand for "God" so it's not some atheistic stance.
In fact, Just typing OMG probably takes about as long as 'oh my god' for a quick typist.

So what's the point of "Oh Em Gee"? Is it some kind of hipster thing? You're too cool for actual English words and too hip for traditional acronyms, so you have to combine the two into some new and barely decipherable hipster language all your own?

Hate to break it to you if that was your aim, but talking incomprehensible gibberish has been around for a very long time. It's not hip. The MR/DD population does it all the time. So do middle schoolers, but perhaps I'm being redundant there.
 
How I see Jibbles...

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