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And while we're on the subject, why do some idiots say "too funny" when someone makes a witty comment? Is it that the joke actually was too funny, and perhaps the teller should tone it down before someone has an accident or dies laughing?

Or is it, as I suspect, that the joke wasn't really that funny at all, and the person who says it was in fact too funny is either a terrible judge of comedy, a big fucking liar, or really wanted to say "fuck off" but didn't want to appear petulant. One of those three. Probably in combination.

And if that is the case, that the original post was not at all funny and the petulant second poster wants the first to fuck off, why reenforce the big fucking lie of "too funny" with the follow-up "lol"? In effect, saying, "See? I Laughed Out Loud at your joke which I just said was Too Funny. That proves it!"

I think we should make a concerted effort toward message board honesty, and say what we really mean. For example:

Jibbles. After extensive review, I find that your post "Oh Em Gee. You are too funny. Thank you lol" was badly worded, poorly thought-out, and in general a waste of your time and the time of everyone else here. Please apologize forthwith, and don't do that any more ever again.

Thank you, lol.


Well. Now I feel better. Carry on.
 
From Urban Dictionary:

Jibbles
A real but seemingly ficticious character that constantly puts his foot in it with obscure quotes and requests, especially when under the influence of alcohol. 'Jibbles' will go under the radar for long periods but when you least expect it and when it is usually unexpected will come out with a quip or act that labels him as 'The Worst'.

Jibbles: 'I like your necklace...but not in a paedaphilic way'.
Crowd of people: 'Not again Jibbles'.

Jibbles: 'If I took a girl home with me, I would tell her to get rid of all her shit and piss, and then have sex with her'.
Friend: You've done it again Jibbles'.
 
Jibbles

To over talk. To explain something to the max. Ecstasy talks could always be considered a "JIb" Usually meaningless babble, as I am doing now.

Oh man. That nigga is talking mad jibs!
I have girls jibs

So you know when some one over explained something for no reason just to hear yourself talk or just believe people care? Jibbles.

STOP THE JIBBLES!
 
a bag that everybody jizzes in, then drinks from

"passed me that jibbles"

Not my cup of tea, but then, it's not the handle I go by either :bigass:
 
Jibble

Jibble is any gelatenous or viscous substance that is deceptively contained or presented in such a way so as to give the appearance of rigidity. 'Jibblies!' may be exclaimed when one is surprised by the existence of jibble.

I tried to grasp the apparently fresh cantaloupe, but alas, it was rotten, and my fingers made a sucking noise as I extracted them from the rancid jibble.

The moist ground looked solid enough, but Artax was overcome by sadness and slowly sank into the jibble.

The man's apparently ripped pectoral muscles were, in fact, full of jibble. Only the women unfortunate enough to attempt to touch them knew that they were actually Moobs.
 
jibble

To put one's cock into another person's ear, reminiscent of a wet willy, but with your willy.

I jibbled him while he was drunk and passed out, then a buddy of mine teabagged him.
 
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Attention customers: Jibbles' bullshit posts are packed by weight of bullshit, not by volume. If you buy Jibbles' Bullshit, be aware that a lot of settling will occur.
 
It's SO EASY to get under your skin,
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Says the kid who chain posts himself to sleep at night.

I've made, what? Three? Four posts in this topic? How many did you make Jack? Nine? Ten?

Mmmm. Your words hold so much weight.

:bigass:
 
Your words hold so much weight.

Those are my balls you're feeling the weight of, my darling.
 
Jibbles said:
Says the kid who chain posts himself to sleep at night.

I've made, what? Three? Four posts in this topic? How many did you make Jack? Nine? Ten?

Mmmm. Your words hold so much weight.

:bigass:
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If you were any more stupid, you'd be "retard"ed

Google is my friend.

You've been pwnt.
 
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