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One of my duals at EI is.....

CoyoteUgly said:
Goddamn, can't get anything past you, can I? :roll:

You are really fucking stupid.

"And bogus to boot"...well no kidding you dumb twat.
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CU, you really do need to get over your clit envy. Surely you didn't think snipping off your wee penis with a pair of cuticle scissors would make you a woman, did you?
 
eloisel said:
CU, you really do need to get over your clit envy. Surely you didn't think snipping off your wee penis with a pair of cuticle scissors would make you a woman, did you?
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Lame! Try again...mutilated dick shots have been done to death here.
 
You guys are obsessed with ExIsle, what's up with that? It's just a goofy nerdboard where they seem to delight in dragging tiny little hairs across their collective asses, to great effect.
 
But then, I'm a bald middle aged man going through a midlife crisis, at least according to Gagh, so I can see where I might be missing the point, being more concerned with things like listening to white noise on the tv for secret messages and the like.
 
I think we have a few bald middle aged men at exisle too ;) Personally I've never tried the hair dragging/ass thing...it sounds like it would tickle ;)

Morning Jack :D
 
tell you what, you can all love purple, I'll find some idiot to paint purple and we'll all be happy and sing kum bayyah.
 
Then we can kick your fucking ugly face in with steel-toecap shoes, burn your revolting body, and stamp on it until the ashes are ground into the dirt.

For good measure, I'll roll up the biggest greeny I can find, and gob it straight into your grieving parent's faces for daring to conceive you in the first place.

Go do something constructive that kids your age should be doing - vandalise a phonebox, or mug a pensioner.
 
I'd have fucked Laura Bertram...but not with that purple shit all over her...back when she was healthy. Now she's a bag of bones with limp hair.

But Lani Billard converted her to lesbianism, so it's all a moot point.
 
Just because she's playing for hte home team now, doesn't mean she has suddenly turned a full 180 degrees - if she ever was attracted to men, she's more likely to be bisexual. Not that that means anyone would be into ugly scrawny coyote's, but that's a different point.
 
Seconded, again.

Virginia - a word of caution. If you are causing me to agree with CU, then you know that you are posting a big old steaming heap of shite.
 
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