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One of my duals at EI is.....

Virginia said:
Gags. Guess what. I don't care. I'm having fun.
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GAGS??? OMG!!! I DON'T HAVE ANY IMAGINATION BUT WITH A CONTRACTION OF MY USER NAME LIKE THAT, WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE, YOU CLEARLY HAVE THE UPPER HAND OVER ME IN THE CREATIVITY STAKES!

Are you a real person? I refuse to believe that anyone human can be as dim as you. YOu have to be that automated 'bot' Wordforge used to have to auto-reply to posts.
 
Virginia said:
Just because she's playing for hte home team now, doesn't mean she has suddenly turned a full 180 degrees - if she ever was attracted to men, she's more likely to be bisexual. Not that that means anyone would be into ugly scrawny coyote's, but that's a different point.
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Yeah, and I'll get laid tonight by a cute blonde while you're grinding away thanks to the miracles of modern technology.

You must be so goddamned loathesome and ugly that no guy would fuck you, and that's saying something considering some of the guys I know. No wonder you're so fucking bitter.
 
^ At least you can be happy knowing that vibrators create scar tissue around the nerves surrounding the vagina resulting in a numb cunt.
 
y'know, it' amazing how much you assume, without prior knowledge. Hell, i'm willing to bet your a 14 year old spotty nerd with huge glases who's never even kissed a girl.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
I would also like to confess to being Christopher.

C'mon...you know it's true. Only someone like me could be as big an asshole as Christopher. :D
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Christopher must be a very big asshole.
 
Sorry, CU - no supper for you. My man is off tonight. He did leave me something nice but it is only enough for me with some left overs for the cats and the dogs. Of course, you could always try talking the attack cats out of their scraps. [Should I warn CU the attack cats killed a marauding coyote in the back yard last year? No. I shouldn't.]
 
Grandtheftcow said:
^ At least you can be happy knowing that vibrators create scar tissue around the nerves surrounding the vagina resulting in a numb cunt.
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You used the wrong kind of vibrator.
 
You threw me off with that one.

First I checked my spelling on Google and Hello Kitty says I spelled it right.

http://www.hellocat78.1hwy.com/

Then I wondered if you thought I was female or something, but that couldn’t be right unless my milking joke in another thread sailed right over your head.

Then I realized it was just a poorly constructed attack posted as soon as it popped into your brain.

Actually all vibrators apparently do damage but I guess you’d take anything you could get as long as it results in some kind of pleasure, or at least a little feeling.
 
Grandtheftcow said:
You threw me off with that one.

First I checked my spelling on Google and Hello Kitty says I spelled it right.

http://www.hellocat78.1hwy.com/

Then I wondered if you thought I was female or something, but that couldn’t be right unless my milking joke in another thread sailed right over your head.

Then I realized it was just a poorly constructed attack posted as soon as it popped into your brain.

Actually all vibrators apparently do damage but I guess you’d take anything you could get as long as it results in some kind of pleasure, or at least a little feeling.
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Interesting you took my observation as a personal attack. Some partners enjoy employing sex toys in their sexual activities. These toys are specifically designed to be used in an intimate fashion without causing harm. That is not to say that a person can not be harmed by their use, but it would be because of the manner in which the object was used not just by the object itself. For example, a belt is designed to hold up one's britches; however, it is quite useful in blistering someone's behind.
 
eloisel said:
Sorry, CU - no supper for you. My man is off tonight. He did leave me something nice but it is only enough for me with some left overs for the cats and the dogs. Of course, you could always try talking the attack cats out of their scraps. [Should I warn CU the attack cats killed a marauding coyote in the back yard last year? No. I shouldn't.]
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Yeah, some cats killed a coyote. Right. Shit, I know you're that stupid, but do you believe others are that stupid?

Snail trail back to EI. Maybe they'll believe your shit.
 
CoyoteUgly said:
Yeah, some cats killed a coyote. Right. Shit, I know you're that stupid, but do you believe others are that stupid?

Snail trail back to EI. Maybe they'll believe your shit.
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Oh, you're just so good at being mean. Must be all that practice at home abusing the wife and kiddies?
 
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