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people who wear flip flops

I just kinda roll everywhere, I can't be arsed to actually stand up.

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I can't stand my crocs.. haven't worn them in a year. They make my feet sweaty and if you step in cow poo it just squishes into the holes!
 
hee hee - THATS WOT U GET FOR WEARING KNOCK OFFS!

MINE, OTOH, provide a cooling breeze and are super squshy and pliant when I crouch in the garden pulling weeds with my feet wedged between rocks!

THEY ARE MAGIC COS THEY HAVE THE MAGIC WORD CROCS ON THEM

(and since they were a pressie, I didnt pay the ludicrous price for the magic word on the plastic!)
 
UNLESS SHE MEANT SHE WANTS TO HURT PEOPLE WHO WEAR FLIP FLOPS CAUSE THEN i GUESS I SHOULD GO HIDE. SEE YOU LATER.
 
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