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people who wear flip flops

I just kinda roll everywhere, I can't be arsed to actually stand up.

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I wore my crocs today with pink socks
 
OH THE PLACES YOU'LL GO LOL
 
I can't stand my crocs.. haven't worn them in a year. They make my feet sweaty and if you step in cow poo it just squishes into the holes!
 
hee hee - THATS WOT U GET FOR WEARING KNOCK OFFS!

MINE, OTOH, provide a cooling breeze and are super squshy and pliant when I crouch in the garden pulling weeds with my feet wedged between rocks!

THEY ARE MAGIC COS THEY HAVE THE MAGIC WORD CROCS ON THEM

(and since they were a pressie, I didnt pay the ludicrous price for the magic word on the plastic!)
 
I want to hurt them.
 
Everyone send starbys your crocs so she can shred them!
 
UNLESS SHE MEANT SHE WANTS TO HURT PEOPLE WHO WEAR FLIP FLOPS CAUSE THEN i GUESS I SHOULD GO HIDE. SEE YOU LATER.
 
I LOVE my turquoise crocs and I will NEVER surrender!
 
*does the Kung Fu Hustle*
 
WHILE WATCHING KUNG FU HUSTLE!
 
I think Turd Ferguson is a great fake name.
 
flip flops hurt my toe crack. :(
 
UNLESS SHE MEANT SHE WANTS TO HURT PEOPLE WHO WEAR FLIP FLOPS CAUSE THEN i GUESS I SHOULD GO HIDE. SEE YOU LATER.


I will spare only your fine ass.
 
Peaple are still wearing those fucking crocs.
 
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