Rap 4 Dr. Dave

[The Dork Lord]

Dr. Dave, give me Pillz!
I'm feelin ill n gotz tha chills
I need new thrills I'll pay my bills
My pickle's still dill, but it's
Turnin sweet for real!
I feel like a poodle named Jill!
I'm spinnin wheels I've lost appeal
Hook me up and I'll put you in my will!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What does a poodle named Jill feel like?

 

[Dr Dave]

You didnt feel up that poodle did you?

 

[Cassie]

Is she a pink poodle with ribbons in her hair?

 

[Dr Dave]

Does she bark a lot?

 

[Yub]

How long can she bark for?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Four years.

 

[Dr Dave]

That is a long ass time.

 

[Henoch]

OK, fine then...i'll RAP if i have to...

Dr Dave
He's my slave
He'll beHAVE or i'll beat him
yeah, beat DAVE!!
cause he's my SLAVE HO-MAN...
...YO-MAN!!!
YO DAVE
Cause yer gonna CAVE....
...to my COCK!!!
SPERM IN DA FACE DUDE
Cause i couldn't hold it whilst watchin' the tube!
SQUIRT
lol
end

 

[The Dork Lord]

LOL!

 

[Dr Dave]

Henoch knows not what he says...

 

[Henoch]

i know a bit.:mj:

 

[The Dork Lord]

I don't know what Henoch says either!

 

[Dr Dave]

i know a bit.:mj:

not in this case.

 

[Dr Dave]

*bump it like its hard*

 

[The Dork Lord]

An excellent bump!

 

[Dr Dave]

It was what needed to be done.

 

[Yub]

Dr. Dave, he's a spammer
Dorklord went sexed his grandma
Dave refused to give Dork pillz
Dorklord needed them for thriilz
But then vjhfvjhfjhjhfffff
and fufyuryryrphph
So don't forget Dave is the man
gigiugiuutuituistan!

 

[The Dork Lord]

That's not what happened at all!

 

[Dr Dave]

Its mostly true.