Reuben "Velvet Teddybear" Studdard

[CaptainWacky]

Kely Clarklson

 

[Hissing_Kittens]

SPAM

 

[CaptainWacky]

.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Kelly Clarkson = Anal Sex

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's an equation I can get BEHIND!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She has a blossoming caREAR aHEAD of her!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I ASSume you were making a CRACK there?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Au CUNTraire! That's the first HOLE in your PENIS...I mean theory.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

She has nice boobies!

Wait...that wasn't punnish.

 

[Buttons]

Clay is gay. Reuben is a sandwich!

 

[BlazerBoy]

I don't know if Clay is really gay, but lord knows Ruben has had his share of sandwiches.

 

[Buttons]

True... You have out witted me senior.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Clay is GAY GAY GAY. He just can't tell his poor Christian mother so he's taking the Barry Manilow "asexual" route.

 

[BlazerBoy]

My gaydar is so bisexual, its broken, so I can't really tell.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Let me put it this way: if he's NOT gay, he needs MORE therapy to help him sort out his identity than if he was.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I suspect Will Young might be gay.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL.

 

[Friday]

Clay is not gay. He's metrosexual.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's what Will Young said, until he was voted the winner of whichever show he was on THEN said "oh by the way, I'm a gaydo!" BUT DID THEY TAKE BACK ALL THE VOTES CAST BY HOMOPHOBES, NO!

 

[Omega Weapon]

Clay is not gay. He's metrosexual.

Just as bad.