Reuben "Velvet Teddybear" Studdard

[Big Dick McGee]

Clay is GAY GAY GAY. He just can't tell his poor Christian mother so he's taking the Barry Manilow "asexual" route.

NOW WAIT JUST A COTTON-PICKIN' MINUTE!! BARRY MANILOW IS GAY??? Dude...no way!

 

[Buttons]

Mandy? MAN- DEE? OObviously he's singing about Vin Diesel.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Kelly a dyke omg?!

 

[Buttons]

Likely, yes.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I hope not.

 

[CaptainWacky]

FIND OUT.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Judging from her song lyrics and titles, it could go either way.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You could still grab her ass in a dark alley either way.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I'd charm her pants off in public, actually.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sure.