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Should Wordforge Ban More People So that TK Can Gain More Members?

Should Wordforge Ban More People So that TK Can Gain More Members?

  • Yes, we need them to clean the toilets.

    Votes: 6 60.0%
  • No, Turdforge Refugees Have A Funny Smell

    Votes: 4 40.0%

  • Total voters
    10
No. With the exception of The Saint, most Turdforgers are retarded assclowns. The Saint is an assclown too but he's a funny assclown.
 
I'm not in a band, but I used to be many bands.

You see, I invented and popularized disco music to troll all of Western society. I put together animatronic music groups to spread it.

Did you ever wonder why ABBA tribute bands are so good? It's because they're running the same robotic control software as the original ABBA.

Did you ever wonder why the Bee Gee's looked like slightly different models of the same tech? It's because they were.

Did you ever wonder why all the disco stars wore bell bottoms? It was to hide the engineering problems I was having with robotic ankles.

Did you ever wonder why big giant afros were popular with groups like Earth Wind and Fire? It's because I couldn't miniaturize their components enough to fit inside a normal size head, so I faked a bigger head.

Did you ever wonder why KC and the Sunshine Band disappeared for a couple of decades? It's because beach sand chewed up their leg bearings and I didn't feel like fixing them.

Most of the 1970's was one giant troll.
 
But surely you wondered "Why does this music blow goats? It's got rhythm. It's got melody. Yet it's about as appealing as a rusty bucket of sour beer mixed with room temperature snot, shot through with streaks of tobacco juice and garnished with cigar ashes."
 
I'm not in a band, but I used to be many bands.

You see, I invented and popularized disco music to troll all of Western society. I put together animatronic music groups to spread it.

Did you ever wonder why ABBA tribute bands are so good? It's because they're running the same robotic control software as the original ABBA.

Did you ever wonder why the Bee Gee's looked like slightly different models of the same tech? It's because they were.

Did you ever wonder why all the disco stars wore bell bottoms? It was to hide the engineering problems I was having with robotic ankles.

Did you ever wonder why big giant afros were popular with groups like Earth Wind and Fire? It's because I couldn't miniaturize their components enough to fit inside a normal size head, so I faked a bigger head.

Did you ever wonder why KC and the Sunshine Band disappeared for a couple of decades? It's because beach sand chewed up their leg bearings and I didn't feel like fixing them.

Most of the 1970's was one giant troll.

That is the best explanation of disco EVER.
 
No. With the exception of The Saint, most Turdforgers are retarded assclowns. The Saint is an assclown too but he's a funny assclown.
I was all set to do the Joe Peschi "You think I'm funny?!" bit from "Goodfellas" but realized it doesn't work.

"You think I'm assclown? Assy like a clown? Do I amuse you?"
 
But surely you wondered "Why does this music blow goats? It's got rhythm. It's got melody. Yet it's about as appealing as a rusty bucket of sour beer mixed with room temperature snot, shot through with streaks of tobacco juice and garnished with cigar ashes."

What are you, The Saint?
 
No. I'm just an evil monster who thought it would be hilarious to use disco to give false hope to hundreds of thousands of high-school marching band members.

"Guitars are out. Trumpets are the new soul of rock and roll!"
"It's not a real rock band unless it has trumpets!"
"Grow long hair, smoke weed, and play the trumpet! You won't believe all the groupies you'll get!"

And the morons fell for it. So many dreams shattered. So many lives destroyed. So many All-American burgers sold on their way to becoming assistant manager.
 
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