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Since My Claim...

Enough of this happy pappy crap. All sixties love in hippies will kindly vacate the premises. We need the area to set up our pamphlet tables. Recruiting takes space, ya know...

THE ADLA ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! WE WILL OVERTHROW THE DLA AND THEIR TERRORIST KARMA WAYS!!!!!!
 
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Friday said:
Enough of this happy pappy crap. All sixties love in hippies will kindly vacate the premises. We need the area to set up our pamphlet tables. Recruiting takes space, ya know...

THE ADLA ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! WE WILL OVERTHROW THE DLA AND THEIR TERRORIST KARMA WAYS!!!!!!
You will pay in blood, n'wah!
 
How many times must a man look up, before he can see the sky?

How many ears must one man have, before he can hear people cry?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind....
 
I hereby declare that we turn Number_6 upside down and re-christian him number_9...
 
Dual said:
The karmapocalypse is nearing.
You and your filthy gang will go the way of the Pteradactyl and Tyrannosaurus Rex.

YOU SHALL BECOME EXTINCT!!!! :rwmad:

Like the cockroach, the last thing standing after the war will be US!!!!!
 
Cloudscum said:
I hereby declare that we turn Number_6 upside down and re-christian him number_9...

Number_9. Like if his house number were reversed...or somethin'.

And Mrs. 6 can stay Mrs. 6, then together they'd be....

69!!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!
 
[Bottle of Claret for you if I had realised…

Well, do it next time.

I forgot about it, George, I'm sorry.
Will you forgive me?

Yes.]




Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9,
number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9,
number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9,

Then there's this Welsh Rarebit wearing some brown underpants
About the shortage of grain in Hertfordshire
Everyone of them knew that as time went by
They'd get a little bit older and a litter slower but
It's all the same thing, in this case manufactured by someone who's always
Umpteen your father's giving it diddly-i-dee
District was leaving, intended to pay for

Number 9, number 9

Who's to know?
Who was to know?

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9,
number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9

I sustained nothing worse than
Also for example
Whatever you're doing
A business deal falls through
I informed him on the third night
When fortune gives

Number 9, number 9, number 9

People ride, people ride
Ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
Ride! Ride!

9, number 9, number 9, number 9

I've missed all of that
It makes me a few days late
Compared with, like, wow!
And weird stuff like that
Taking our sides sometimes
Floral bark
Rouge doctors have brought this specimen

I have nobody's short-cuts, aha…

9, number 9

With the situation

They are standing still

The plan, the telegram

Ooh ooh

Number 9, number

Ooh

A man without terrors from beard to false
As the headmaster reported to me
My son he really can try as they do to find function
Tell what he was saying, and his voice was low and his hive high
And his eyes were low

Alright!

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9,
number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9,

So the wife called me and we'd better go to see a surgeon
Or whatever to price it… yellow underclothes
So, any road, we went to see the dentist instead
Who gave her a pair of teeth which wasn't any good at all
So I said I'd marry, join the fucking navy and went to sea

In my broken chair, my wings are broken and so is my hair
I'm not in the mood for whirling

Um da
Aaah

How?
Dogs for dogging, hands for clapping
Birds for birding and fish for fishing
Them for themming and when for whimming

Only to find the night-watchman
Unaware of his presence in the building

Onion soup

Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9

Industrial output
Financial imbalance

Thrusting it between his shoulder blades

The Watusi
The twist

Eldorado

Take this brother, may it serve you well

Maybe it's nothing
Aaah
Maybe it's nothing
What? What? Oh

Maybe even then
Impervious in London
Could be difficult thing
It's quick like rush for peace is
Because it's so much

It was like being naked
If you became naked
 
Friday said:
You and your filthy gang will go the way of the Pteradactyl and Tyrannosaurus Rex.

YOU SHALL BECOME EXTINCT!!!! :rwmad:

Like the cockroach, the last thing standing after the war will be US!!!!!
Silence, peon.
 
You say you want a revolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know you can count me out

Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright

You say you got a real solution
Well you know
We don't love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well you know
We're doing what we can
But if you want money for people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is brother you have to wait

Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright, al...

You say you'll change the constitution
Well you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well you know
You better free your mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow

Don't you know know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright

Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
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The DLA MUST cease and desist all nefarious activity, or else....

YOU have until 12am Saturday to vacate TK.

Tick....tick....tick.....
 
So long ago
Was it in a dream, was it just a dream?
I know, yes I know
Seemed so very real, it seemed so real to me

Took a walk down the street
Thru the heat whispered trees
I thought I could hear (hear, hear, hear)
Somebody call out my name as it started to rain

Two spirits dancing so strange

Ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé
ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé
ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé

Dream, dream away
Magic in the air, was magic in the air?
I believe, yes I believe
More I cannot say, what more can I say?

On a river of sound
Thru the mirror go round, round
I thought I could feel (feel, feel, feel)
Music touching my soul, something warm, sudden cold
The spirit dance was unfolding

Ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé
ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé
ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé

Ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé
ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé
ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé
ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé
ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé
ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé
ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé
ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé
 
Friday said:
...to this forum didn't go over too well, how about co-ownership?

Number_6 gets it on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and the ADLA gets it on Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

We get more days because we're more people.

Can I redecorate? The furnishings in here are too leathery and college professor stuffy like. I'm thinkin' neon purple.

No. You appear to be outgrowing the hippie disqualifier, but there's a battery of tests and qualifications you'll need to pass before alumnus status can even be considered.

Although the redecorating idea may be under consideration -- but although we'll be keeping the leather recliners and antique oak bar, we may be swapping out these tables and bookshelves for steel, granite and glass versions of same.

This place is Not For Fags & Hippies... or children. WordInterrupted, consider your notice served.
 
In the town where I was born lived a man who sailed to sea.
And he told us of his life in the land of submarines.
So we sailed up to the sun till we found the sea of green.
And we lived beneath the waves in our yellow submarine.

We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine

And our friends are all on board, many more of them live next door.
And the band begins to play.
We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine.

And we live a life of ease. Everyone of us has all we need.
Sky of blue, and sea of green, in our yellow submarine.
We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
We all live in a yellow submarine,
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
 
The Question said:
This place is Not For Fags & Hippies... or children. WordInterrupted, consider your notice served.



too late NARK!!!!!!!.....the hippies have arrived and we are staging a sit-in
 
The Question said:
No. You appear to be outgrowing the hippie disqualifier, but there's a battery of tests and qualifications you'll need to pass before alumnus status can even be considered.
I would think surviving an infinite number of figurative ass reams from the forum mod should be an automatic "in"...no? :D

Although the redecorating idea may be under consideration -- but although we'll be keeping the leather recliners and antique oak bar, we may be swapping out these tables and bookshelves for steel, granite and glass versions of same.
I was thinkin' shabby chic. We'll talk.... :D
 
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