This being a forum that is decidedly on the right side of issues (double meaning intended), the decor should reflect the same. No faggy bean-bag chairs, no hippie tie-dyed bullshit, no "shabby chic" crap. The real name for "shabby chic" is "cheap-ass-thrift store shit".
Nope, this forum shall always feature deep, lustrously shiny leather chairs (with matching ottomans. Recliners are for Rednecks) in the richest brown hues; maplewood end tables, duvets, and across the entire length of the bar; the finest brass fixtures, knobs, and accoutrements; the most decadently thick pile carpet, 60-oz weight or higher, and the finest mohogany book-cases.
Oh, and we're all allowed to smoke cigars in here, whilst drinking bourbon, single-malt scotch, fine wines, or cognac. Deal with the smoke BY GETTING THE FUCK OUT.
'zat all clear?
Oh, one more thing, you are required to TAKE A SHOWER AND CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES ONCE A DAY if you want to hang here. Get a fucking haircut while you're at it, nancy-boy.