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Since my old "Ask me anything" thread is archived

Conchaga said:
Do you cater?
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Certainly. Italian, I've developed a great spicy sausage tomato sauce that goes good on pretty much anything. Make it by the gallon.

Just let me know at least two weeks in advance.
And my SO's baking is fantastic, cookies and pies that'll have you coming back for more even if you are full.

-SB
 
Blindgroping said:
Hey SB. How's it hanging.
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Vertical, with a slight left cant.

How are you, the wif and Spawn?
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Me and the wife: off and on, we are fighting a bit of mutual depression so these times tend to be tense.
The Spawn is almost 2, and is going to be a genus. Seriously, the kid speaks in complete sentences, can count to 30, and knows the ABC's. He also "reads" books from memory (can't read...but knows what's on each page) after about 5 or so readings.
I am very proud, as you can probably tell.

-SB
 
missmanners said:
Do you think it's silly to be afraid of basement monsters?

;)
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Not silly at all. Spending a fair amount of time in basements and other *ahem* subterranean facilities, I can say that the basement monsters are really nasty critters. Have you SEEN what they can do the preserves, even if they are in sealed Mason jars? And once on that sugar high, they start looking for protein, preferably in little-kid form.
No...not silly at all.

-SB
 
Gagh said:
Who is going to win the Premier League this season?
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First of all, the Premier League is sponsored by Barkley's. A BANK for goodness sakes? Any decent, self-respecting sports league should be sponsored by a brewery or cigarette manufacturer. For this reason alone, I'm less than impressed. You guys over there should be able to do better!

West Bromwich Albion for the win. Seriously. They have nothing to loose, so I anticipate a rabid and aggressive play during games (still resulting in losses), resulting in an energizing of the fan-base which will cause a civil war, resulting in the death of all of the members of the rest of the teams in the league.

-SB
 
Morrhigan said:
Dear SB,

Do you do suspensions? If the answer is yes, I will have a follow-up question. ;-)
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Yes I do.

In fact, I used to teach seminars on this very subject. I stopped doing them due to liability reasons...but I still practice the technique (rarely).

I had a "kneeling" suspension harness done for pix years back, with extra straps that hook onto corresponding buckles on one of her corsets. I've enjoyed playing with that setup so much that it's made me a little lazy, and I haven't done a pure rope suspension in awhile. But, with the right enthusiasm from the right partner, I'm sure I could dust off the skills again.

-SB
 
Sadistic Bastard said:
Yes I do.

In fact, I used to teach seminars on this very subject. I stopped doing them due to liability reasons...but I still practice the technique (rarely).

I had a "kneeling" suspension harness done for pix years back, with extra straps that hook onto corresponding buckles on one of her corsets. I've enjoyed playing with that setup so much that it's made me a little lazy, and I haven't done a pure rope suspension in awhile. But, with the right enthusiasm from the right partner, I'm sure I could dust off the skills again.

-SB
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Exxxxxxcellent! My follow-up question: when are you coming to Seattle? :-P

I first tried suspension a few months ago, and I LOVE it. Feels like flying. The last couple of times I went up, we tried stress positions, and I was surprised by the endorphin rush from the position alone.

Your harness sounds interesting. A suspension via corset would distribute the weight better than a rope harness, I'm guessing - though you wouldn't get the lovely rope hickies. Can you do an inverted position with it? I've been wanting to try an inversion...
 
You know, I'm sort of collecting a bunch of people to see in Seattle, so it might be sooner than you think. I'm flattered you asked!

There are several forms of "flying" a submissive, pix's corset/harness setup actually has her more or less vertical, in a "kneeling" position. It works as I find "access" to be easier (as I can keep her legs together or apart more easily). However, even a regular corset ALSO works as a nice way to distribute weight from the "diamonds" along the torso, and allows her to be horizontal and suspended for much longer. If you've got a corset, you might want to (respectfully) suggest it to your Top/Dom next time they determine it's time for you to go flying.

Stress positions while suspended are amazing, as long as it's remember that TENSION is the stressor, not weight. I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Wish I'd been there to see it!

Next question?
-SB
 
Which do you think will have a more negative effect on the US economy: a) current deflationary period or b) The soon to be coming (in my estimate) hyper-inflation period.
 
Hyper-inflation, actually. While deflation will cause the later, the long-term effects of hyper-inflation will cause the dollar to no longer be the "stable safe-haven", moving the world's currency to the Euro (most likely). This will signal the end of the second-stage of the removal of the USA as a super-power, as our economic clout will be much reduced. So not only will our economy suffer, but the influence in foreign policy will be reduced as well.
This may not be an entirely bad thing as it may reduce our need to be a world policeman. Let's be honest, the Russians are better at it than we are now a days.

If one can survive the next 5 years or so, I do believe that "regime change" will stabilize the country, but the course of that stabilization (Libertarian or Socialist) is unknown to me.
The smart bet is to invest in ammo, MRE's, a still, teen-age girls, and solar panels. Buy 'em now while your money's still worth something.
-SB
 
DarthSikle said:
When will the next year be when a Professional will win the World Series of Poker Main Event?
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Poker is a GAME. It is not a profession. Therefore, there will never be a Professional poker player as a winner of this event.

However, since most of them have day-jobs as either wait-staff or as professional con-artists, in a way Every winner will be a professional.

I'm surprised at the question...

-SB
 
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