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Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Is this where I say that I saw the first one and think that JJ Abrams should have a thumb screw placed on his knob. What a dick.

Why does he insist on telling the SAME FUCKIN STORY again and again.

Sorry, I know you all kind of like it but I thought it was pants.
 
I found The Force Awakens entertaining, but Rogue One was certainly a lot more original and interesting. It played off of nostalgia a lot less.
 
By my rule of review blackouts, I find it disturbing that there's nothing out on this yet.

Oh, and I prefer to refer to "The Force Awakes" as "The Return of the Return of the Jedi."
 
I predict Kylo killing Snoke while he he's torturing Rey, and then the two of them wander off into the next movie. She temporarily goes to the dark side, or perhaps, they both say fuck it to the Jedi and Sith after she learns about the balance from Luke, and shares her info with Kylo. The last movie just ends in some kind of truce whoever wants to live under the "protection" of the first order does, and whatever planets want the Republic stay Republic. The bigger question being, does that make them Republicans......? Kylo, and Rey are cousins so they dont fuck, and she gets with Finn and has caramel babies that appear in the next trilogy.
 
I haven't even gotten round to watching the seventh movie yet.

I was also watch mark hamil beating round the bush when asked what he thinks about the film. Word is he was very unhappy with the direction the new writers to Skywalker.
 
To be fair, if Mark Hamill knew what he was talking about, he'd be Harrison Ford. Luke was the star and Han was a supporting character. Then Ford did "Raiders of the Lost Ark," "Blade Runner," "Witness," "The Fugitive;" he replaced Alec Baldwin as Jack Ryan... Hamill did "Corvette Summer" and then got in a car wreck.

But eventually he was the voice of The Joker in Batman cartoons. And Cock-knocker in "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back."
 
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